Better Call Saul Episode 1: Uno, Episode 2: Mijo

**If, for some reason, you haven’t seen every episode of Breaking Bad and the first two episodes of Better Call Saul, I’d go ahead and file this blog under “things I shouldn’t read”**

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Perfection. No other word to describe it. Biggest cable premier in history. 6.9 million viewers. From that first scene in Omaha on Sunday night, Breaking Bad fans were thrown right back into the cinematic jewel that is Vince Gilligan’s Albuquerque, New Mexico without skipping a beat. This was by far my most anticipated TV premier in my 24 years on Earth and boy did it deliver.

I was actually pretty nervous heading into it. Breaking Bad spoiled me. Before Walter White, if you gave me a show with characters I didn’t hate, a decent plot, an unexpected death or two and a cliffhanger at the end, I’d be game. Hell I thought “24” was literally the single greatest thing in the history of entertainment for a solid 6 years of my life (…it 100% was at the time). But never before had I paid attention to what color clothes a character was wearing, or the angle of the camera in a shot, or made mental notes of quotes in case of foreshadowing. Yes obviously the story of Breaking Bad was incredible, but it also changed the way I watch shows. How could Better Call Saul possibly measure up?

Vince Gilligan hit a no-doubt walk-off grand slam to win the World Series with Breaking Bad. Incredible story, yeah. Even more incredible performances from actors and actresses that hadn’t necessarily been there before. But after the success of the first two episodes of BCS, it’s pretty clear that he’s the coal that powers the engine. Yes, it’s going to be interesting to learn more about a character from BB that was universally well-received. Sure, all of the references back to BB were awesome. But take away the links to Breaking Bad, make Jimmy/Saul (FYI I’ll be using whichever name pops in my head first) a brand new character, have it set in Toronto…it’d still be awesome. It’s the way the story is told and the way the show is shot. It’s kind of a similar to an Aaron Sorkin-type situation (if you’re into that kind of thing). The way his shows are shot with walk-and-talks and quick-witted dialogue, that’s what make them awesome. You can apply it to whatever backdrop you want.

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Talk about giving the people what they want. After Saul told Walter that “…in a month from now, bestcase scenario, I’m managing a Cinnabon in Omaha,” towards the end of Breaking Bad, every idiot in your office was joking about him actually becoming the manager of a Cinnabon in Omaha. So what did BCS kick off the series with? Saul, as “Gene”, managing a Cinnabon in Omaha. Why not. Cool that they wasted no time giving us a BB callback. It also turned sour pretty quickly, with Gene returning home, pouring himself a Rusty Nail and popping in an old tape of Saul Goodman commercials from the good old days.

The first glimpse we have of Jimmy in his native environment is when he is defending a trio of high school students who broke into a bio lab, cut off the head of a cadaver and then banged it. **Tips cap to Gilligan once again** Such a perfect first case to see Saul try and win. He then meets with a state treasurer and his wife about potentially defending him in what we would later learn is a $1.5 million dollar embezzlement case. The treasurer has pen-in-hand before his wife talks him out of it.

On his way back from that meeting it was kind of funny to see Jimmy, not yet the full-blown criminal we’ve come to know and love, almost fall a victim to a scam that he would, later in life, probably view as the smallest potatoes he’s ever seen. A couple skateboard bros with curly hair try to put one over on him by jumping in front of his car and asking him how he’ll “fix it”. He sniffed out the con almost right away, telling us that even though this is a show about how Saul became Saul, there may have been some Saul in Jimmy even before BCS took place.

So Chuck = Saul’s brother. He founded the law firm of Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill but hasn’t been working there for some time due to an apparent mental illness (or “extended sabbatical”). Whenever someone comes to his house, they have to “ground” themselves (leave cell phones, keys in the mailbox). Someone on Reddit suggested a condition called “electromagnetic hypersensitivity”, and that’s as a far as I’m going with that. The firm is penning checks to Chuck but delivering them to Jimmy in the meantime, something Jimmy doesn’t particularly appreciate apparently. The entire scene of Jimmy going to the firm to question the checks and suggest they buy Chuck out of his share was one of my favorite scenes of the two episodes. His sleazeball personality was on full display as greeted everyone he saw and nobody gave a shit. This scene and the courtroom montage in Episode 2 put Bob Odenkirk’s talent on full display. Bryan Cranston was obviously genius as Walter in BB, but I’m not entirely sure we won’t see Odenkirk give him a run for his money by series’ end. Jimmy seeing the state treasurer bringing his business to HH&M on his way out was just icing on the cake.

Wrapping up the premier, Jimmy reconnects with the skater bros from earlier and tells them a story about “Slippin’ Jimmy” (lol), who used to pull off similar scams as they were attempting to do. He eventually joins forces with them and creates a plan to win the business of the treasurer by having his wife hit the brother with her car. Unfortunately they’re real fucking dumb and jump in front of the wrong car, which turned out to be none other than Tuco Salamanca’s grandmother.

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Morale of this episode? Don’t call the grandma of a psychotic methamphetamine pusher who beats people’s asses for fun a “biznatch”. That’s what the skater bros from episode 1 did, so Tuco promptly sent his sweet old grandma upstairs before breaking their noses with her cane.

Odenkirk earned his paycheck in this one, explaining himself out of a death sentence multiple times. Initially, when Tuco first brings him in the house, he convinces him he was just a lawyer who got a call from clients. Then when Tuco is ready to release the brothers, one of them spits out that Jimmy put them up to it, immediately turning the focus right back to Jimmy. Then once again in the first scene in our beloved New Mexico desert since BB, Jimmy convinces Tuco not only that this was a big misunderstanding, but to spare the lives of the brothers. Instead they just get a couple broken legs.

Jimmy has sort of a PTSD situation later on when he goes on a date with what was certainly a lady of the night. A fellow patron keeps breaking breadsticks in half, reminding him of tweedle dee and tweedle dumb’s respective femurs, and leads to Jimmy calling dinosaurs in the bar’s toilet.

Fast forward to the morning. Jimmy stumbled home to Chuck’s last night without grounding himself. Chuck tossed Jimmy’s cellphone into the front yard. Jimmy wakes up to Chuck wearing a space blanket. F***ing weird. But despite Jimmy’s clear disdain for his brother’s “condition” (“Take off the blanket. I didn’t do anything wrong.”), you could tell their love for one another was greater than that sickness or Jimmy’s pride. Jimmy was concerned about the checks earlier in the first episode, Chuck was concerned with the hospital bill he found in Jimmy’s pant pocket the night before.

Determined to make ends meet, the next scene was a montage straight out of Walt and Jesse’s lab in BB. Beautifully shot, it shows Jimmy working his tail off to defend the scum of the earth and rub his sleaze all over anyone who comes near him. “It’s show time!” was his go-to line during his pre-trial bathroom pep talks. I’d also be remiss to not mention the hilarious back-and-forth between Jimmy and your favorite senile old man from BB Mike Ehrmantraut, now working as a laid-back (and almost seemingly medicated) toll booth operator at the court house. It was honestly just a perfect couple minute summary of Saul’s beginnings as a criminal lawyer.

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Even more fitting though, that scene ended with him in his closet-of-an-office, using the pull-out couch as a bed and drinking a short glass of cheap vodka out of a cup that wasn’t his. That’s when the first “client” we see comes to visit him — Tuco’s henchman Nacho. Armed with a plan to “win the business” of the treasurer on his own terms, Jimmy initially declines, but Nacho leaves his number on a matchbook with Jimmy’s name on it, for “when you figure out you’re in the game.” I’m guessing the coach is going to be calling Jimmy’s number pretty damn soon.

Breaking Bad Callbacks

  • Saul Goodman
  • The Cinnabon in Omaha
  • The Cadillac Saul would eventually drive in BB parked next to his POS mustardmobile

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  • The garbage can he dented after the meeting at the lawfirm — the hand-towel dispenser Walt punched after his chemo treatment in BB
  • Nacho and that other thug that tries to get Tuco to spare the brothers are both in BB (Tuco literally beats the thug to death in BB, and Saul is deathly afraid of Nacho in S2)
  • Pretty sure Jimmy’s keys use the same red keyless entry keychain that Walt used to arm his turret in Felina
  • The nail salon that Jimmy’s office is located in the back of –> the nail salon Saul suggests Jesse embezzle his money through in BB
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  • Mike, obviously
  • Saul lives on the same street as Gale Boetticher from BB (Juan Pablo)
  • The courtroom montage –> Walt & Jesse cooking montage

  • The confrontation in the desert –> like 15 thousand desert confrontations from BB

 

Let us know in the comments or @Bottlegate if we missed any BB references, or even if you just think this review was garbage. This will (hopefully) be a weekly thing where you can get your BCS recap for every episode. 

Cavs Rewind + The Week Ahead; Surging at the All Star Break

Cavs Rewind + the Week Ahead

By: Will

Basketball life is good in the ‘Land right now.  The 12 game winning streak had me seat dancing like Taylor Swift at an awards show. 13-1 since January 15th and a ½ game out of the 3-seed in the East. The Cavs 12 game win streak was snapped Friday night in Indianapolis against the Pacers but we bounced right back to thump the Lakers 120-105 on Sunday.  Let’s rewind:

Last Saturday, Kevin Love returned to Minnesota for the first time and although the game was close until the early 4th quarter LeBron took over late and outdueled Andrew Wiggins for the win.  LeBron had 36 and Love put up 14 points and 17 rebounds.  Wiggins paced the Twolves with a career high 33. CAVS 106, Timberwolves 90

On Monday Philly brought their D-league team to the Q and while the score says we won by 10,3 the game was a lot tougher than it needed to be.  We definitely played down to the level of competition we were facing and it almost cost us.  After being up 19 in the third, the Sixers cut the lead to 80-77 in the fourth.  But we have All-stars and Philly doesn’t.  Kyrie rattled off 6 straight points and Delly hit a 3 to put the game away.  Kyrie finished with 24.  LeBron had 18 and 11 assists.  Cavs 97, Sixers 84

After a couple days of rest the Cavs took on the Clippers at the Q.  We got off to a hot start and did not look back the entire game.  Saying the Clippers got frustrated is an understatement as they got T’d up 5 times with Matt Barnes being ejected after his second.  After the game Chris Paul called out a female ref and got fined 25k for it.

Kevin Love bounced back from an awful game against Philly to lead the team with 24 points and 9 rebounds. Guys, about the girl ref though….would you? I think I might. Like, just to do it but it’s not a “no” for me. Cavs 105, Clippers 94.

So the Cavs played like shit and won against bad Minnesota and Philly teams.  They got way up for the Clippers game and blew out a good team.  Then came the Pacers Friday night. It was the second night of a back to back, the Cavs had to travel after the Clippers game.  Indiana has a bad record.  All these things came together in the wrong way and the Cavs came out expecting to win without any effort like they did with Minny and Philly.  They let Indiana hang around and then George Hill and CJ Miles got hot in the 4th quarter and it cost us the game and the win streak.  Kevin Love had 5 points for the 2nd time in three games which is a little worrisome for me. Pacers 103, Cavs 99.

Thank god for the Lakers though.  The Cavs ended that ugly 8 game losing streak against the Lakers in LA last month and we got them again coming off the loss to the Pacers.  Just what the doctor ordered.  Kevin Love looked like Kevin Love going for 32 and 10 (on 7/8 3pt shooting), Kyrie got a big double-double with 28 points and 10 assists and LeBron was two assists shy of a triple-double with 22-10-8.  Games like this make me appreciate how good this team can be when they’re on. As Kanye would say, “respect the artistry.” Cavs 120, Lakers 105.

The Week Ahead

The Cavs only play twice this week before 8 days off for the All-Star break.  Wednesday night we get Miami in the Q.  I’m actually excited for this game and is has nothing to do with D-Wade, LeBron, Bosh, or Love.  I LOVE Hassan Whiteside.  I hope he goes for 25 and 25 with 10 blocks….  But the Cavs still win by 30. How can you not embrace that kid’s story.  He played at Marshall (MACtion, baby!), didn’t get drafted, played overseas for years working on his game, didn’t make a team out of training camp this year and all of a sudden got his shot with Miami and is absolutely crushing it.  Plus Miami is terrible this year so I don’t feel bad at all liking one of their players that isn’t Wade or Bosh. This game is nationally televised on ESPN.

After Miami, we go to Chicago for another primetime game on TNT. The Bulls are a mess lately so this doesn’t really worry me that much.  I’m looking forward to a nice 34-21 record heading into All-Star weekend.

 

Editor’s note: Will is now an Uber driver in Cleveland on the weekends since Bottlegate.com isn’t exactly paying the bills yet. If you see a 6’7 driver pull up in a black Honda don’t be afraid to talk some Cavs with him.

A horse escaped from Northfield Park and galloped down the street like a god damn maniac

From Cleveland.com

NORTHFIELD VILLAGE, Ohio — Police agencies from two cities wrangled a loose horse from city streets in Northfield Village and Macedonia on Sunday.

The horse was seen running down Northfield Road (Ohio 8) around 3 p.m. Sunday with police in tow, after escaping from Northfield Park during a training session. The video was captured on camera by Carl Nemec and sent to Fox 8 News.

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Look at Seabiscuit go! If I’m at Northfield Park this week I’m putting my whole weekly paycheck on this horse right here. Just no regard for race track rules and marches to the beat of his own drum. Sign this motherfucker up for the Kentucky Derby STAT. Runs so damn fast he breaks out of his shackles and gallops down the mean streets of Northfield and into Macedonia. Probably on his way to grab a beer or two at the Winking Lizard on Route 82.

PS- Kinda sucks that this horse will probably be turned into glue for misbehaving

PPS- This is exactly how I imagine Kyle Shanahan looked when he left the Browns

PPPS- This happened about 2 minutes away from Bottlegate HQ (aka my house) and I’m devastated I wasn’t there to see it