Mishmash- Neighbor goes Looney Tunes, Rece Davis replaces Chris Fowler, Obituary blames Seahawks play calling

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Guy goes bonkers when snow gets blown onto his property by his neightbor

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Husband tracks down crocodile who killed his pregnant wife, tracks it down, has a 90 minute fight with it before he stabs the croc to death

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ESPN replaces Chris Fowler with Rece Davis on College Gameday

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This pic captures a Navy ship sailing right through a rainbow

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There’s some new photos of Pluto and Pluto kind of sucks

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This guy’s obituary blames the Seahwaks play calling as his cause of death

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Will Smith and Jimmy Fallon rap “It Takes Two”

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Things that sound dirty in sports, but aren’t

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Vine of the day

This awesome baby got quite the eyeful at the Cavs game on Thursday

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Pic via Cleveland Scene

If there was ever a baby that encapsulated everything that Bottlegate.com stands for it’d be this little guy right here. Sports, cheerleaders, and jugs. This baby is my spirit animal and frankly I’m not embarrassed at all to admit that. Imagine when this kid grows up, he’ll be the cocksman of his high school swatting away all the girls like a horse swatting flies. Keep being you, little man. Keep being you.

The pic gets even better once you zoom in a little. I love this kid.
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Justin Bieber is all aboard the Cleveland Indians Bandwagon

Mark it down. February 5th, 2015. The day the Cleveland Indians assured themselves of a World Series birth. MARK. IT. DOWN. All these dorks on Twitter calling it the “Bieber Curse” blah blah blah. Hey people, remember when he was photographed with the New England Patriots in December? How’d their season go?

And also, who does Bieber accompany to the ring during boxing matches? Oh, only Floyd Mayweather, ya know, one of the most dominant boxers ever.

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So spare me with this loser “Bieber Curse” stuff. We’ll be having a Cavs parade in June and an Indians parade in November led by The Biebs on the first float. Deal with it.

PS- I think the kid is a puke and if the Indians do happen to have a bad season then I’m all for blaming it on Justin