If no one is gonna address Kendrick Perkins’s junk then I guess we will

What the hell, Cavs? Here we are trying to get psyched up for the big Golden State-Cleveland matchup and you guys are busy throwing Perkins bulge right in our face. THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE. Last time I checked we’re a human civilization, we can’t be having Instagram accounts throwing pythons unexpectedly right in our grills while we’re scrolling through our timeline and double tapping. Just uncalled for.

Don’t worry though, we remixed it with some Ying Yang Twins.

Maybe not quite JR Smith-esque but it’s close

Confession: Typing this post was super weird but it had to be done.

h/t Tony for pointing this out

This re-imagined jersey proves that maybe the Browns logo isn’t so bad after all

After the Browns huge logo “reveal” on Tuesday I’m sure we were all left feeling like this

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All that hype for a different shade of orange and a different color facemask. It was quite the letdown. People were mad. People were sad. The entire nation laughed at us (nothing new there but whatever)

But fear not, I’m here to show you the light. To talk you down from that proverbial ledge. To show you that there’s still hope with the new Browns uniforms being revealed on April 14th. And that hope comes via @WreckThisLeague and his concept uniform that takes the new logo & shade of orange into account. Scroll down….

WARNING: It’s beautiful

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Fuck. Yes. And that my friends is what an NFL uniform should look like. Still traditional enough for the purists but also eye popping enough for the younger generation. Love the dog logo on the pants too which I didn’t know was possible.

You can see that the above version really does look better with the new orange than the old version of orange.

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Hopefully the Browns are perusing the Internet because there have been some fantastic uniform concepts out there. They can’t blow this, can they?