Mishmash- Betting on shark races; Bacon wrapped pizza!!!!; Snow plow toilet; Disney mall prank

Cleveland pic of the day

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100 people have been narrowed down as candidates to go to Mars in 2024

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Disney characters prank mall shoppers

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If you pay $5,000 you can sponsor a shark in The Great Shark Race. For all of you degenerates out there you can also bet on them

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Little Caesar’s is introducing a bacon wrapped pizza and holy shit

BaconWrapped_Little Caesars

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Lake Erie is 94% covered in ice

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Here’s a motorized snow plow toilet

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Niagara Falls is frozen too

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Here are all of Norm Macdonald’s tweets in paragraph form on everything that went on behind the scenes for SNL 40. It’s awesome

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Vine of the day

Mishmash- 92 yr old man hits 9 cars; Taylor Swift & Fallon dance; Afroman mollywhops girl onstage

Cleveland pic of the day

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If you got accepted into Carnegie Mellon, chances are it was a mistake

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Jimmy Fallon and Taylor Swift dancing

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Maybe having a “KKK Wednesday” isn’t a very good PR move for Krispy Kreme

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Pretty solid lacrosse fight

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Tom DeLonge from Blink 182 has some interesting views on aliens

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Afroman hits a girl who jumps onstage. Yikes

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Whoa. Guy solves Wheel Of Fortune puzzle with just one letter

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Ridiculous video of a 92 year old man smashes into 9 cars in a parking lot within 30 seconds

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Vine of the day

Here’s video of a couple nice upstanding Ashtabula citizens throwing their cats for fun

“So what do you wanna do today? Oh I don’t know, let’s go throw some cats.”

When I first glanced at this video I thought FOR SURE these people were from Alabama. Just seems like something people would do in the South.

There’s A LOT of outrage in the comment section of the video but do you know what the dumbest part of this video is? That the guy that’s in the video throwing the cats is the one who uploaded it! How big of a moron can you be? Of course people are going to freak the fuck out when you’re throwing animals over an infant’s head. I don’t think these people really had any intent to harm the cats but it’s just their sheer stupidity to upload this video on the internet that worries me.

PS- If this couple were throwing dogs instead I’d be the first one at their front door with a pitchfork in hand

PPS- Clean your fucking house and get a new TV you loser