Morning Mishmash- SI writer steals a cab, Panda jerks off, Sharknado 3

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A Sports Illustrated writer was arrested for beating up a cab driver… and stealing the cab?

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This is just a fantastic all around tweet

Girls can love Ryan Gosling all they want, but don't forget that he was an absolute liability at cornerback in Remember the Titans.

— Men's Thoughts (@Males_Thoughts) October 21, 2014

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Alright, alright, alright. Matthew McConaughey doesn’t think the Redskins should change their name.

“What do you think about the calls for the team to change its name?

Man, it’s twofold. What interests me is how quickly it got pushed into the social consciousness. We were all fine with it since the 1930s, and all of a sudden we go, “No, gotta change it”? It seems like when the first levee breaks, everybody gets on board. I know a lot of Native Americans don’t have a problem with it, but they’re not going to say, “No, we really want the name.” That’s not how they’re going to use their pulpit. It’s like my feeling about gun control: “I get it. You have the right to have guns. But look, let’s forget that right. Let’s forget the pleasure you get safely on your range, because it’s in the wrong hands in other places.”

But as a fan, it would hurt you a little to see the logo gone?

It’s not going to hurt me. It’s just… I love the emblem. I dig it. It gives me a little fire and some oomph. But now that it’s in the court of public opinion, it’s going to change. I wish it wouldn’t, but it will.”

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There’s police audio of Sarah Palin’s family fight. Regardless of your political ideologies I think we can all agree that the Palins suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBohlYgp-6c#t=23

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Sharknado 3 will take place in Washington D.C.

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Some guy recreated famous movie scenes with Legos. Actually kinda cool but I’m easily amused.