I bet some people are mocking this saying it’s corny or cheesy but not me. No sir. I know fire when I hear it and this is a straight up jam. The guy who made the video tweeted it to us last night but I held on to it to post it today so we’d have a full day of content on the site (it’s a tried and true internet trick, whatevs)
4-3. I don’t care how you get there. I don’t care who you beat. I don’t care what the score was, you’re 4-3 and right in the thick of things in a very competitive AFC North. If you would have asked me back in August if I would be happy with a 4-3 record after 7 games, I would have said “Yes” so fast it would have made your freaking head spin. When was the last time the Browns were over .500 this far into the season? 2007? (That’s just a guess. I’m not looking it up. If someone wants to, be my guest). After 15 years of shitty football, it’s nice to have an actual, competent football team to cheer for. Can you imagine if the Browns would have blown this? With the most anticipated sporting season in Cleveland history starting Thursday, the Browns would have been an afterthought. Losing 2 games in a row to 2 winless opponents is no way to keep a fanbase satisfied. Am I happy with how the offense looked? No. Am I happy with how Brian Hoyer looked? Not happy but content. Do we need to be better on third down? Oh yes. Has the defense strung together three straight games where they’ve looked good as fuck? Absolutely. Now enough of me answering my own questions. Let’s look at the damn game tape.
The day started with the sexiest t-shirt known to man being released upon the helpless victims of the Muni Lot
Another weekly thing we’re trying out here on Bottlegate. Ever weekend we’ll profile a good looking gal who has ties to the opposing team. Last week it was Lindsey Duke (whoa) this week it’s former Raiders cheerleader and Tony La Russa’s daughter; Bianca La Russa. Enjoy