Mishmash- Bills Mafia tailgate elbow drop; Video of woman chasing 3 burglars out of her house; Kurt Angle 65 Vicodin a day

Cleveland pic of the day

The Bills played at home yesterday and that means we get Bills Mafia tailgate videos

This old guy standing on the sidelines of the Bears-Cowboys game last night got absolutely crushed

The girl who got hit in the face on a kickoff in the LSU-Auburn game may have been the best part of the college football weekend

Woman defends her house against 3 burglars

Kurt Angle said he would take up to 65 Vicodin a day

Love Penn State’s fat kicker running down the field and delivering hits on kickoffs

90’s song of the day


The Kardashian Curse Has Officially Infected Cleveland Sports

CLEVELAND, Ohio– The Indians won a ballgame Thursday night, but their postseason dreams ended.

CLEVELAND, Ohio- The Browns lost a heartbreaker on Sunday, but their postseason dreams were over before they began.

CLEVELAND, Ohio- The Cavs started workouts this week, but their season is probably over before it even started.

Why are all teams done, you ask?


September 2: The Day Every Cleveland Team’s Dreams Ended Before They Began.

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So let’s start there, September 2nd. It was a nice Friday before Labor Day Weekend. Carlos Carrasco was on the mound for the Indians and he threw 7.1 innings of shutout ball vs. the Marlins. Little did we know that Carlos would be making one of his last starts of the year.

September 2nd was the day before the Browns would be cutting down their roster to 53 players.

September 2nd was the day it was announced on the Internet that Khloe Kardashian and our beloved NBA champion power forward Tristan Thompson were dating. Nothing good would come of this.

See, the Kardashians are kind of like Lupus. One minute you think you’re healthy and everything is going great. You’re happy. You’re loving life. Then BOOM, the next minute you can’t get out of bed, your leg has swollen up like a balloon, and your immune system is attacking your body from within.

And that’s the Kardashians. They sneak up on you like Lupus. No symptoms, no warning signs, nothing. Within a few days or weeks your immune system  or your team could be totally fucked. It doesn’t matter how dominant your starting rotation was supposed to be in the playoffs, or how good your stud rookies were looking (even if the team as a whole is a pile of shit), once the Kardashians reach your team and city, it’s a wrap.

Let’s take a look at the numbers. Since Khloe and Tristan were first rumored to be an item, the Indians lost 40% of their starting rotation and their starting catcher. The Browns lost a quarterback. Then another quarterback. And a center. And their rookie starting defensive end. And their rookie first round wide receiver who was coming off of a 5 catch 104 yards and 2 TD game.

  1. Carrasco
  2. Salazar
  3. Gomes
  4. Griffin III
  5. McCown
  6. Erving
  7. Nassib
  8. Coleman

EIGHT starting players in like 2 weeks. That’s absurd.

This isn’t a coincidence, guys. If any Cavalier tweaks something in the preseason I’m writing to our local congressman and starting a Change.org petition to put an end to this relationship. I’m not having THAT family be the reason the Cavs don’t repeat as champions. Hopefully it’s not too late but it probably is. 

Lupus has infected our city and we are so, so screwed.


Mishmash- Snake found on Mars; Insane WVU catch; Best work sick excuses; Shirtless idiot KO’ed by bouncer

Cleveland pic of the day

A snake was spotted on Mars and I’m sure it’s definitely a snake.

One of the best catches I’ve seen. Holgorsen’s gotta start him now

A couple guys eat a hot pepper in Central Park

These are apparently the best sick excuses to tell your boss

Things never go well when you take your shirt off to fight a guy twice your size in the street

Our old friend Asdrubal had a pretty awesome walkoff bat flip

Hey guy, there’s a guardrail there

90’s song of the day