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People Are Trading In Their Cleveland Browns Tickets For Akron Symphony Orchestra Tickets

From Cleveland 19

After the Browns’ devastating loss to the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday,Cleveland native Drew Carey remarked that fans were better off taking their families to see the orchestra than go to a game. 

The Akron Symphony followed up on Carey’s comments. 

“When Drew Carey made those comments, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity,” said Heather Roszczyk, director of marketing and public relations for the Akron Symphony Orchestra. 

The symphony gave away free tickets to Friday’s concert at E.J. Thomas Hall in exchange for a Browns ticket stub.


 

I know everyone likes to ask the question “is this rock bottom?” during a Browns season. Getting embarrassed by Pittsburgh- “is this rock bottom?” Losing on a last second kick-six to Baltimore- “is this rock bottom?” Getting blown the fuck out 37-3 at home to the Bengals- “is this rock bottom?”

The answer to all of the above is NO.

People trading in the Browns tickets to see an orchestra pluck some strings, blow some horns, and bang on some drums is rock bottom. Trading in the chance to see a football game to see an orchestra is rock bottom. No offense to all of our readers that may be musically inclined, but the fact that people are willingly trading in NFL football tickets to see a couple of Christmas carols performed by instruments is insane. That’s where we are. That’s how bad it’s gotten.

Hope Jimmy and Alec see this news story.

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Cleveland pic of the day

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Female rugby player goes HAM during a game

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The mountain of presents under Emma's tree that sparked a backlash when she shared it online

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A man got a $287 ticket for texting in a drive thru for “distracted driving”

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Utah’s Punter gave a hell of an answer during last night’s CFB Awards

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Gronk chose to play at Arizona because of the pool parties

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Taxi driver attacks Uber driver

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Roger Goodell laughs at a concussion joke

The Full Version Of The ‘Bleeding Orange & Brown’ Documentary Is Worth A Watch

80 minutes into the life of a Browns fan in 2004. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

The film starts at the 2004 NFL draft with fans clamoring for the Browns to draft Robert Gallery, to the first game where we beat the Ravens, and then weaves its way through the season until the last game of the year.

My personal favorite part was watching those guys getting ready to tailgate the first game of the year. Nothing better than the first home game when there’s still hope and you’re headed to the Muni Lot early in the morning. Your heart is full of excitement while you pour that 30 pack of Natty into your cooler at 6 am when the sun is barely out.

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Obviously if you’re reading this at work you’re not going to block off 80 minutes of your workday to watch this. My suggestion is when you get home to grab a few Christmas Ales, maybe make some pizza rolls, light a candle or 2, and block off 80 minutes of your day to hop in a time machine to 2004 and revisit the Cleveland Browns season. That’s exactly what I did last night and it was great.

As some of you may know I’ve been in contact with one of the creators of this video, Jeff Haynes. He sent a DVD over my way once he saw that I’d posted about his film a few weeks ago. This is the main 80 minute version. I haven’t even sat down to watch the second disc which contains the deleted scenes, extra interviews, and road trip footage but I’m sure it’s great.

One day it’ll get turned around, I think… but seeing these people 11 years ago saying the exact same things we’re saying today makes me a little worried that the Browns may never get it right.