Mishmash- Harambe mascot drags kid; JR Smith got a new dog; Woman freaks out on lift driver for a Hawaiian bobblehead

Cleveland pic of the day

JR Smith got a new dog

Worms found in burgers at a Kentucky McDonald’s

The new Madden looks pretty legit

https://twitter.com/lukezim/status/769673484024721408

A gorilla dressed as Harambe and dragged a kid around

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I’m not sure if this is real or not but a girl was offended by a Hula dancing bobblehead in a Lyft car because it appropriated Hawaiian culture

Pretty cool time lapse video of the transformation of Bristol Motor Speedway transforming into a football field

And here’s what it looks like now

Mishmash- Best post-wisdom teeth video ever; Dad destroys daughter’s Audi because of a boy; Teddy breaking ankles

Cleveland pic of the day

This is the funniest post wisdom teeth video I’ve ever seen

https://twitter.com/MickaelaBrooke8/status/769424866349051904

Some guy named G-Eazy tried to kiss Britney Spears during a performance at the VMAs last night and she was not having it

Teddy Bridgewater can break ankles like this?

Thor talks about why he was left out of Captain America Civil War

A dad destroyed his daughter’s Audi because he found her in it with a boy. This is probably fake but it’s going viral so

This is the best goal I’ve ever seen scored

This guy almost got crushed by trying to squat over 800 lbs

Just gonna watch this to try and make my Monday better

Jason Kipnis fake fought Rougned Odor last night, made the Rangers dugout LOL

Former theoretical Indians catcher Jonathan Lucroy hit a tailor made double play ball to short in the 5th inning of last nights game. Francisco Lindor charged it and flipped to Jason Kipnis at second. Kip successfully completed the twin killing, but not before getting taken out by the Rangers player sliding into second base. That player happened to be serial instigator Rougned Odor. Hilarity ensued:

https://twitter.com/iamjoonlee/status/768993929152921601

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For reference, from earlier this year:

Ended up being hilarious, but my god that took some serious nuts from Kip there. How is he gonna take the joke? What if he jammed his finger sliding so he’s pissed off already, then he sees you ready to fake fight & takes you up on your offer? The Rangers were up 8-0 at that point so it wasn’t exactly a white knuckle moment of the game but you never know with little powder kegs like that. They can blow at any time.

Right when this happened, I got excited. Not because of the play itself, or anything having to do with the game. I got excited thinking about the arguments I would get to have with people who weren’t watching because it was a blowout but then would wake up to see this clip and immediately start bitching about Kipnis joking around with the other team when he’s down 8-0. Honest to God, I could hardly sleep.

So send those arguments over to @Bottlegate plz. It’s baseball, the season is 162 games long. We’re in first place. The fact that Kip even thought to do this instead of pouting and running back into the dugout with his head down because we were getting crushed should actually be lauded.

“You shouldn’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.” – Van Wilder

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/769013450622308353

Bonus post game quotes from Kip. He crushed that as well.

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/769013834799517698

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/769013561251229696

 

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