Attention Criminals Of Cleveland: There’s A New Face On The Force And You Guys Are So F*cked

Today is not a good day if you’re a criminal in Cleveland.

Via Cleveland.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio – The newest recruit in the Cleveland Metroparks Ranger Department’s K9 Unit was sworn-in Thursday morning during a park-board meeting.

Tyson, will do double duty as a patrol and explosives K9 officer. The 11-week-old pup was sworn in with an assist from his partner, Ranger Trevor C. Poole at the Board of Park Commissioners meeting.

Tyson joins K9 officers Chase, Rico and Logan, and their handlers, Rangers Will Collins, Mike Barr, and Sgt. Tim Garris in patrolling the 23,000-acre Park District.

The literal definition of “killing them with cuteness”

And to top it off THERE’S EVEN A VIDEO

*GASP*

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*DOUBLE GASP*

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It’s not official till you put paw to paper

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Annnd I’m dead

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Just like that, crime in Cleveland was cut by 50%.

I would not want to be a criminal in Cleveland with this beast patrolling the streets and parks.

Mishmash- Homeless guy accepts credit card payments; Someone is watching porn in the Magic locker room; Ron Rivera send off

ANOTHER WEEKEND MISHMASH?!?

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Cleveland pic of the day

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LSU fans chant “fuck you Buddy!” while Oklahoma’s Buddy Hield is at the foul line

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Someone is watching porn in the Orlando Magic locker room

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Homeless guy is redefining the homeless guy game and accepts credit cards with his phone for people looking to donate money

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Dude wipes out hard on a huge wave

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Panthers HC Ron Rivera’s neighbors gave him a send off before he leaves for the Super Bowl

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