Cavs v Bulls Saturday Game Tape; That stunk + Seinfeld

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Cleveland’s collective reaction watching last night’s game

Not many words can sum up last night’s game better than a good Kramer gif. That game was an ugly all around affair. Both teams couldn’t shoot, both teams played physical, and both teams didn’t get many calls from the refs. But in the end it was a 25 foot bank shot by a guy who’s never made a big shot in his life that did the Cavs in. Can’t even be mad at that. You just have to laugh, tip your cap, and move on.

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Let’s look at the game tape

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Need LeBron in attack mode all game every game from here on out. The stare down was a nice touch as well.

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Alley oops to Russians from halfcourt are my new favorite thing ever

LeBron dunked on Joakim Noah’s soul then Noah proceeded to talk shit to him. Very confusing to say the least. In other news is there a bigger fraud in the NBA than Joakim Noah?

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Thought this make by JR was the shot that would send the game into overtime

Until this bullshit happened

If it wasn’t against the Cavs I’d like this video of the shot set to Kanye West so much more.

Let’s also not forget that the final inbounds play was verrrrrry close (it was) to being over 5 seconds.

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Couple quick thoughts

– What a way to lose a ballgame. It’s OK though. The Cavs 2 best players underperformed and it still took a 25 foot bank shot buzzer beater to beat us. This series is farrrr from over but last night was definitely a swift kick right to the nuts.

– Whoever Mark Schwartz is… well, he’s an idiot and Kyrie’s reaction says it all.

– Someone please tell Timofey Mozgov to start playing like he’s the biggest guy on the court. I know the refs weren’t calling anything but he’s gotta be stronger than that.

– Jimmy Butler’s last basket was a travel and if you don’t think so you’re blind.

– Man. I hate typing this but Kyrie was a liability in the fourth quarter. You could tell his foot was bothering him and he just wasn’t himself. If it’s crunch time and the Cavs need a big defensive stop I’m not sure I trust Kyrie on the court with his injured foot. (Feel freely to copy and paste this and rub my face in it if I end up being completely wrong)

– The Bulls had 15 more rebounds and 13 more second-chance points than the Cavs. That’s pretty stunning considering how things went in game 2. Serenity now!

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– It sucks that Coach Thibs finally realized Nikola Mirotic should be playing a lot more than he has been.

– We split at home and splitting on the road is considered a victory. We CANNOT go down 3-1. Not even the least bit concerned however.

See you guys on Sunday. Cavs in 6.

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Say hello to the newest member of the Browns Swole Patrol: Justin Gilbert

 

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Damn. OK J-Gil I see you. After a disappointing rookie campaign it’s nice to see he’s on #TeamNoDaysOff. While looking like Ronnie Coleman’s little brother might not translate to being a successful NFL cornerback it’s nice to see he’s putting work in this offseason. And hey if this season doesn’t work out at least he’ll be able to stroll down the beaches of Edgewater Park and pick up the finest Cleveland babes just by flexing his pecs and abs.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t turn into LaRon Landry.
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PS- I’ve been to two crossfit classes this week (going tonight too) and if I don’t look like this in 10 days I want my money back.

PPS- I typed this whole post on my phone so if it’s formatted incorrectly or looks like crap you now know why.

Mishmash- Manny spiked his teammates’ alcohol w/Viagra; 9 year old makes $1.3 million a year; Capri Sun + Tequila

Cleveland pic of the day

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Chris Brown came home to find a crazy chick in his house. This story is hilarious.

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National Lampoon’s Vacation trailer

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Manny Ramirez once spiked his teammates alcohol with Viagra

“Ramirez put three 100mg Viagras in it. So here we go, somebody needs to taste this to see if it works. So we decided to let Ellis Burks try to taste it and I say, ‘You know, this mamajuana, if you drink it, you might get turned on.’ He said, ‘Oh, I’ll try it. I’ll try it. I’m not playing anyway.’ So he took it, it seemed like it worked. So everybody was coming up to him for a little shot.”

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A guy attempted to eat the same foods as The Rock does daily. Almost.

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Capri Sun is apparently delicious with Tequila (this is also the first and last time we’ll ever post something that links to Buzzfeed)

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Titans WRs Justin Hunter and Kendall Wright don’t seem to be too thrilled that their team selected Marcus Mariota with the second pick

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A 9 year old makes $1.3 million a year on YouTube reviewing toys. What.

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