Electric. Powerful. The voice of a generation. His name is George Shea and how he isn’t the voice of everything everywhere is one of humanity’s biggest crimes. Just incredible pipes. He puts Bruce Buffer to shame.

As for the contest itself, Matt Megatoad Stonie dethroned the champ Joey Chestnut by downing 62 dogs compared to Chestnut’s 60. A huge upset. This has all the makings of one of our nation’s next greatest rivalries. Think UNC-Duke x 100. The next few July 4th’s will be some for the ages, folks.