Video via @IsThatEarl
What? What’s going on here? Why did I not hear “WORLDSTAR” being shouted by everyone in the audience? If a fight breaks out and no one yells “Worldstar,” did that fight even happen?
I was just at Beachwood Mall on Christmas Eve doing some last minute gift shopping and let me tell you, I sympathize with these brawlers 100%. Tensions run high, you can’t walk without bumping in to everyone, people walk slow, your personal space is non existent. I would welcome a night at Guantanamo Bay rather than having to shop at a mall on Christmas Eve. Christmas shopping sucks.
YouTube– The fight at Beachwood mall that everybody wanted to see… Over a girl stepped/Scuff on another girl new Jordans
Oh, what’s that you say? They weren’t all grumpy because they were Christmas shopping? According to the description of the video on YouTube the fight was started after one girl stepped on another girl’s Jordans. I take back everything I said about sympathizing. That’s actually incredible.
My favorite part is at :40 when the girl gets in one last kick for good measure.
And WTF Beachwood. You’re Beachwood. This isn’t Parma or Eastlake (sorry, went to Willoughby South, it’s ingrained in me). Clean it the fuck up.
The pics from Twitter are FANTASTIC
SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIND THIS GUY IN THE RED SHIRT IMMEDIATELY!
Pics via @Tgoody
And there’s a Vine!
UPDATE: Just got this text from my friend who was in the mall when it happened. All she wanted was a fucking NYE dress.