Browns v Colts Monday Game Tape. Sigh.

Shit.

Abandon

Welp.

Quick one this week because every time I think of yesterday’s game my heart hurts and I get physically ill.

Let’s look at the game tape

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The day started out with so much promise. The D was flying around like their hair was on fire.

Luck responded

The crow flew home to the Dawg Pound

Brian Hoyer overthrew a streaking Josh Gordon by a mile and Johnny was shown on the sidelines mouthing “I would have fucking hit him.” Maybe. Probably not.

Justin Gilbert finally showed up in a big way with a pick 6

Paul Kruger pushed Andrew Luck with his arms and got called for a personal foul? Bullshit call. Uh, sorry he’s stronger than you?

Even though he got called for a foul, his symphony celebration was gold

Sigh.

Sure this kid may be a douche. But I laughed.

Couple quick thoughts:

– First of all… Fuck.

– Why didn’t this whole notion of Gordon being “out of shape” come up after the Atlanta game?

– And why don’t we try those quick hitters to Gordon more often? We tried one on the first drive and gained an easy 9 yards. When you have a horse, you ride it.

– Craig Robertson- Man’s game.

-Cut Billy Cundiff right now. He’s a liability. Can’t afford to not get three points when you have a struggling offense.

-Kickoff and Punt team were an  A+++

– Anyone else see Mingo making actual plays? Let’s hope that continues.

– I wanted Hoyer to start the whole season, that quickly changed with the past 4 games. If they get something, anything, from the QB position yesterday, the Browns win that game. It’s time for #2.

Indians finally snag Brandon Moss from Oakland

https://twitter.com/WhoIsMattAston/status/542012652189675520

Happy Monday, Cleveland. The move that was supposed to go down last week is now official. 2B prospect Joey Wendle heads west with 2014 All-Star Brandon Moss coming to The Land.

For my money, this is a great trade for the Tribe. Wendle is a decent prospect who can swing the bat pretty well for a middle infielder, but he’s 24, hasn’t played above AA and missed a chunk of last year with a broken wrist. Moss is coming off a surgery of his own (hip), but has proven at the major league level that he can do one of the things the Indians lineup needs the most: leave the yard. He should be healthy by spring training. Sure, that’s a little bit scary, as is the fact that we’re adding yet another left-handed bat to a lineup that’s already dominated by them. It’s certainly a calculated risk by the front office. But with the MI depth we have with guys like Jose Ramirez, Francisco Lindor and Erik Gonzalez, it’s one that I’m all for.

Mishmash- Firecrackers, CM Punk, Cute dogs, & Anacondas “eating” people

 

It’s Monday. You have a Browns hangover. This mishmash is filled with videos so you won’t have to read and use your brain too much.

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This high school touchdown may be the touchdown of the year in all levels of football

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If you’re one the people who sat through the whole “Eaten Alive” debacle last night on Discovery you’re probably pissed. What a sham, right? Here’s the 2 minute clip where he gets “eaten alive” aka the snake hurt his arm and he quits. Awful. Just awful.

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Here’s Elton John falling out of his chair

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Lil Wayne and Cash Money are not getting along… if you’re into that sort of thing

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This video of a dog waking his dog buddy up from a bad dream will help ease the pain of the Browns loss

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CM Punk officially announces he will be fighting in the UFC

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Ball “prank” on an escalator

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People in CALIFORNIA protested about what happened in MISSOURI and NEW YORK. Get that? California. Missouri, New York. Oh, and the peaceful protests got violent.

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Here are a shit ton of firecrackers going off at once

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 Vine of the day

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