Tag Archives: Michigan Wolverines

"Dave Brandon should not be the athletic director at the University of Michigan." http://t.co/8xv3myWLpS—
Alejandro Zúñiga (@ByAZuniga) September 30, 2014

Pretty large crowd outside the president’s house. http://t.co/EOERZML7m4—
Ace Anbender (@AceAnbender) September 30, 2014

PRICELESS! Fucking priceless. The winningest college program in American history has been reduced to this. Their coach is a fat blubbering idiot who inserts concussed players to take snaps under center. Their AD is an incompetent moron who hired the fat blubbering idiot coach over some guy named Kevin Sumlin. Seriously, Michigan turned Sumlin down in favor of hiring Brady Hoke. Let that sink in… Neither of your precious Harbaugh coaches want to take over for your ~~island of misfit toys~~ football team. Your esteemed school offers free football tickets if you buy a 2 liter of Coke. I’m almost starting to feel bad for Michigan. Almost.

But hey, good look with your cute little wannabe Occupy Wall Street movement protest here. It’s a real good look for all those “Michigan Men” out there.

Panoramic shot. http://t.co/Qsuij5sa1J—
Ace Anbender (@AceAnbender) September 30, 2014

Best sign of the whole thing

http://t.co/9mvI4E7Dis—
Ace Anbender (@AceAnbender) September 30, 2014

Random guy: “How about we protest something that matters, like institutional racism?” He’s booed heavily.

— Alejandro Zúñiga (@ByAZuniga) September 30, 2014

Shut up, kid. This is about football.

59 days till The Game.

PS- Didn’t Michigan’s basketball team just make the championship game 2 years ago? But yeah, let’s rally to fire the AD and NOT the coach of the football team. Makes sense. Makes perfect sense.

College Football

Michigan lost by 16 at home to Minnesota. Let’s all laugh at them and their fans.

September 27, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

This is my new favorite feature here at Bottlegate. Every time Michigan loses (they lose a lot) we’re going to be posting pictures of their sad, dejected, grief stricken, heartbroken, weeping fans. Give me all your tears of unfathomable sadness, Michigan!

(Press play before you scroll, you know the drill)

😦 http://t.co/m2MYa97ztU—
Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 27, 2014

Stands right now. http://t.co/2zEWoNDBkM—
Steve Lorenz (@TremendousUM) September 27, 2014

Ball game. Wolverines loses to Minnesota 30-14. First time in the program's 135-year history they have three losses before October.

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 27, 2014

College Football

If you buy a Coke in Ann Arbor you can attend a Michigan football game for free!

September 23, 2014 Mike 1 Comment

From Pro Football Talk–

You know it’s bad when the student newspaper is printing headlines like “Clock’s Ticking, Brady.” But perhaps the most accurate depiction of where Michigan football sits under Brady Hoke is this picture being passed around social media

I want to make fun of this but I can’t. It’s just so, so sad. The winningest college football program of all time resorting to lowly gimmicks to try and draw fans to watch ~~a JV football team~~ Michigan play in ~~their shitty stadium~~ The Big House. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t score a single point vs. Notre Dame and you get blown out by the storied, world renowned Utah Utes.

I sat here for five minutes trying to think of something clever to end with but nothing could top what Rosco said: