Morning Mishmash- NFL QBs play better with beards, Bortles & Duke, Winnie the Pooh get banned

In the most scientific and necessary study of all time, NFL quarterbacks play better with facial hair

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In the dumbest move of all time, Blake Bortles broke up with Lindsey Duke. I used to feel sorry that he was having such a rough rookie season, but now I have no sympathy for him. What an idiotic move. Here’s the gallery we had of Lindsey earlier in the year when the Browns played the Jaguars:

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Some kid has a Groot swing in his backyard and it’s awesome

Groot Swing

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This owner laughing at his cute ass ferret trying to jump off the table is the biggest asshole on the planet

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Nestle is developing a drink that will speed up your metabolism when you drink it. Goodbye working out! Hello six pack!

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Winnie the Pooh got banned for being too inappropriate

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Vine of the day

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