Absolute perfection. This is what God intended when he created fire hydrants. This fire hydrant is set up at the Ohio State Veterinary Medical Center in the dog walking area. If we’re being honest though, this should be a Wiconsin/Michigan State/Any other semi relevant school colored fire hydrant instead. Like, at what point does making fun of Michigan get old? Michigan doesn’t matter. They haven’t mattered in like ten years. Ohio State just won a national championship, should we really be getting that worked up about a dog taking a leak on a maize and blue fire hydrant?

Yes. Absolutely. Hope he shits on it next time.