Mishmash- Trent Richardson field vision still sucks; Guy decides to stop being human and life life as a goat; Double knockout video

Hello Bottlegaters,

In Hilton Head for the week where I’ll have spotty Internet, constant suburn and morning hangovers. I’ll try and have these up in the morning as best I can, even if I’m bitten by a shark.

 

Cleveland pic of the day

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Here’s a guy skiing down 3 escalators

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Guy says “fuck being a human” and decides to live his life as…. a goat.

#GoatLife

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Whoa. Guys square up and end up knocking each other out at the same time… There ALWAYS has to be some guy with his shirt off

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Don’t shoot a shotgun like this. Super cool hat though.

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Straight Outta Compton re-imagined in Grand Theft Auto. Pretty cool.

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Trent Richardon’s field vision is better than ever in Oakland

https://twitter.com/blackhanside/status/632556290934308864

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Guy cleans out his grandfather’s garage and finds his old WWII duffel bag and rifle among other things. Pretty cool.

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Cleveland.com Comments of the Week: 8/16/15

COTW

 

During my daily peruse for content on Cleveland.com, I sift through some of the comments and save a handful to share with you all once a week. So when you’re hungover and clinging to life on a Sunday morning, come on over to Bottlegate and let us talk you off the ledge.

Previous weeks: 6/21/156/28/157/6/157/12/157/19/157/26/15 – 8/2/15 – 8/9/15

One arrested on suspicion of stealing Cleveland police cruiser

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Make way LeBron, today Devo is the king of Akron (photos)

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Cuyahoga County Fair vendors allowed to sell Confederate flags, fair board to look into sales at future fairs

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Obama tees off with Bill Clinton as top Democrats mingle on Martha’s Vineyard

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Pedestrian run over after jumping onto moving car in Cleveland

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If you see a comment that needs to be shared with the world, tweet those over to @Bottlegate or shoot us an email at bottlegatecle@gmail.com.

LeBron “Hopes” To Make Space Jam 2, Says He Would Beat Michael Jordan One On One

 

(Video via The Today Show)

So there you have it, LeBron wants to make a Space Jam sequel and says he could beat MJ one on one. Quite the interview.

 On the heels of Michael’s declaration a week ago, of course LeBron would say he’d be able to beat Jordan. We’ll never find out so while we’re at it I think some other players should come out and say they’d be able to beat Michael too.

And by “some players” I mean this guy:

I’ll take Delly 11-8.