Mishmash- Petition to make Harambe into a Pokemon; Lingerie football coach gets clocked by player; Star Wars trailer

Cleveland pic of the day

Here’s the new Star Wars: Rogue One trailer that dropped last night

A bunch of manatees got together to mate and it caused a traffic jam

An LFL coach gets popped right in the face trying to break up a player fight

A blue lobster was caught in Cape Cod

Blue Lobster

An LSU wide receiver gained 30 lbs from eating Popeyes. I feel for him.

It’s pretty cool that the NBA champion Cleveland Cavaliers signed the best free agent on the market. How often does that happen?

There’s a petition to make Harambe a Pokemon. It’s what he would have wanted.

 

Kyrie Irving hit a familiar-looking clutch 3 last night, “Too soon” for Draymond

In what was billed as Love of Country vs Love of Coffee Lover, by me, just now, the US Men’s Basketball team went toe to toe with Matthew Dellavedova and Australia last night in Rio. The stars and stripes actually trailed at halftime, 54-49, and had their hands full all the way up until the fourth quarter. Up 90-86 with 1:35 left in the game, Kyrie did this:

If you’re wondering where you’ve seen that before (you’re not, because you just re-watched the 4th quarter of Game 7 for the 300th time last night), it looked an awful lot like his dagger at the end of Game 7 of the NBA Finals:

To make the W even sweeter, Draymond had a rare moment of self-awareness after the game and said that it was “too soon” for Irving to pull another move like that:

https://twitter.com/iamHectorDiaz/status/763556412001615873

Get your hand off his head, dude. Don’t touch him. Don’t f***ing touch him.

PS miss u every day

PPS When do we start talking about the Cleveland Coffee Company in the same breath as Mr. Hero? Delly released a coffee with them, out of Cleveland a couple months later. Yan Gomes released his own blend in June, after which he hit both .159 and the Disabled List. Don’t even think about it, intern who is contemplating pitching Coleman Cappuccino to his boss. Don’t you dare.

 

The Indians Are Inviting Pokemon GO Players Before Friday’s Game

 

Screw doing the 999 challenge and killing the inside of my body, I’ll be attending the Indians game Friday to catch em all. What I need to know though is if this is worth the price of admission. If they’re dropping Lures around the park I need to know if there’ll be some good ‘mon running around and not a fucking CP 22 Rattata or 10 Pidgey. There’s nothing worse than going out on a hunt and only seeing shitty Pokemon and having to waste Pokeballs on a Metapod. I’m at level 21 (not to brag) and I don’t want to wrestle a crowd for a few Caterpies and Drowzees. Hopefully a few rare Pokemon make some appearances. 

So when we make our way over to Progressive Field on Friday we’ll have to pack a few Lucky Eggs, light up some Incense, and prepare to add to our Pokedex while eating dollar dogs and drinking beers. Sounds like a helluva night to me.