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Talking Tribe with Cleveland Sports Central and a video from Pitch Perfect

In light of recent comments made by Mark Shapiro, @SC_Cleveland and I decided to have a little back-and-forth about the state of the Tribe and their front office. It’s pretty long but there’s some interesting points in there (I learned quite a bit myself writing it). So give it a read, and make sure to vote in the poll at the end. I respect all of your opinions but if you don’t vote me you’re wrong and I hate you.

Then enjoy this video from Pitch Perfect because it says “money” and “price tag” in it which makes it completely relevant to this blog.

 

Most anticipated sequel of time? It’s close, but really it’s not.

In a shocking interview, Mark Shapiro reveals Indians won’t spend like the Yankees

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From crainscleveland.com – 

““We’re starting the budgeting process right now,” he (Shapiro) said. “First, it’s an expense-type process, as well as projecting revenues. Although we never tie our budget for player salaries completely just to our revenue projections, it’ll be a factor.

“We could field a team tomorrow,” Shapiro said. “But now we have to say, ‘How do you upgrade? How do you improve?’ The answers to those things, they’re not transparent. You have to go into an offseason with a variety of scenarios, be prepared to be as nimble as you can be, with an understanding of where you want to improve and open-mindedness. And Chris and his staff will explore every alternative out there, other than probably the highest level of free agents. They’re going to explore every trade you can imagine, as well as some combination and level of free agency.””

I actually had to do a Twitter search to figure out why this Shapiro quote was even a story. Apparently fans are fired up about the fact that he said our front office is going to “explore every alternative out there, other than probably the highest level of free agents.” You mean we’re not gonna be in on Max Scherzer?????

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Sorry to burst your bubble irrational Indians fans but Shapiro is simply being transparent about probably the most obvious characteristic of a small market baseball team. We’ve had back-to-back decent years so all of a sudden we can afford to throw $100 million bucks at James Shields or Pablo Sandoval? You think Scherzer would even answer our phone call after he declined almost $150 mil from the back-to-back-to-back-to-back Central Division champion Tigers this spring? If you think the front office should open up their wallets because we’re on the cusp of being perennial playoff contenders, blame yourselves because those wallets aren’t getting any thicker when a shitty MLS team draws more fans than they do. Shapiro basically spells it out in that quote! “Although we never tie our budget for player salaries completely just to our revenue projections, it’ll be a factor.” You can’t honestly use their lack of spending as an excuse for not going to games without realizing they might be inclined to spend a little more if people actually went to games and spent money at the ballpark, can you? Time is a flat fucking circle, people.

This little bit from Jordan Bastian paints a nice picture of the 2015 offseason for the Tribe, specifically financially. When you take into account existing contracts, retained players at the league minimum and estimated arbitration costs, their payroll sits around $72-$75 mil. We’re typically around the $80-$85 mil range. The team was willing to give Justin Masterson two years with a third option year at around $14 mil/per earlier this year before he imploded. So optimistically we may have around ~$15 million in wiggle room. He also points out that the trade market could be more advantageous for the Tribe than free agency. This has proved true time and time again, with most of our core players (Michael Brantley, Corey Kluber , Yan Gomes, Carlos Santana, Carlos Carrasco, Trevor Bauer, Bryan Shaw, I could go on) coming to the team via the trade.

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Bottom line, Cleveland will never be able to afford top-tier free agents. That’s just a fact. Why Shapiro’s comments are so offensive to some is beyond me. Yeah maybe he didn’t need to say that publicly but we all know (well apparently not) that that’s how small market teams operate. We make our splashes with the Scott Atchisons and David Murphys, occasionally the Bourns and Swishers. They’re not New York or Los Angeles-sized cannon balls, but let them do their jobs and they might be able to get a couple girls heads to turn with a decent can-opener at the local pool.

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PS Stop bitching about how bad the Swisher and Bourn contracts look now. You’re the same people who were applauding the FO for finally spending when they initially signed. See what happens to a small market team when big FA signings don’t necessarily live up to their contracts and the team can’t just spend more money to bring in more guys to cover them up?

33-year-old Garfield Heights woman throws banger of the year for daughter’s 16th birthday

From Cleveland.com:

“GARFIELD HEIGHTS, Ohio – A Saturday night house party on the 4000 block of Turney Road resulted in riots, police chases and seven arrests, police said.

Police responded to reports of a crowd of around 200 people crowding the streets and blocking sidewalks outside of a party around 9 p.m.

Officers used verbal orders and pepper spray to try to get the crowd under control.”

“Police later found out that the party was a birthday celebration hosted by a 33-year-old woman for her daughter. She faces no charges.”

“The crowd covered an area from Garfield Drive to McCracken Boulevard.

At one point, about 20 people ransacked Speedway gas station on Turney Road and stole food, police said.”

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Curveball: This wasn’t a house party. As our friendly and not-racist Cleveland.com commenters  pointed out, this get together was apparently held at “Rising Stars Academy of Cheer and Dance”.

So pretty much Project X meets My Super Sweet 16 with Bring It On as their waitress on their first date.

This is what their Facebook page looks like:

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So basically 200 ish people, ranging in age from 14 to 33, were pissed off enough that they couldn’t get into one of those girls’ 16th birthday party that they started a full blown riot, jumped on cars, threw rocks through windows, cussed at police officers, caused said officers to use pepper spray and taze a 17-year-old and robbed a gas station. Did I get that right?

Now admittedly I’m not too familiar with the party scene in Garfield Heights nowadays but I gotta be missing something here. A large congregation of teenage cheerleaders are celebrating a 16th birthday party in an enclosed area and these 200 people wanted in on that? I mean I guess if you’re into choreography and migraines but that’s definitely not my bag. Why else would these people want to get into this party so bad? Is the Rising Stars Academy of Cheer running the biggest drug ring in the state of Ohio? I don’t know but I’m certainly not ruling it out.

And the people who are pissed that the mother isn’t getting charged with anything can take a flying leap. Her bad for throwing a birthday party for her daughter that was so awesome the entire city wanted to go.

PS What a story this will be for this girl to tell later in life. “I wasn’t too popular in high school.” “Sames, except that one time where a couple hundred people started a riot when my mom wouldn’t let them in my birthday party.”

PPS Whatever happened to Cheri Oteri? She was Kristen Wiig before Kristen Wiig. Simma down na? Just good clean humor.