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I think I enjoy Matt Underwood’s home run calls: A Confession

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To Whom It May Concern:

If you’re reading this, it has happened. For years, I was able to agree with the majority, conform to the popular opinion. I would laugh and tweet about mispronunciations, misstatement of facts and general ineptitude. I would mute the TV and deal with the audio and video being out of sync because I thought I was supposed to. I fought valiantly, but ultimately I was just delaying the inevitable.

With last night’s walk off home run by Carlos Santana, a new era of my life began. An era in which I will not be silent. I will not follow for the sake of following. I will not be shamed into silencing my opinions.

As of today, the eighteenth of June in the year 2016, I officially enjoy Matt Underwood’s home run calls.

I think it all started back in 2013. It was a special year for the Tribe, both on the field and in the booth. Jason Giambi hit a pinch-hit, walk-off home run against the Chicago White Sox on July 29th. Matt’s call was good.

Then, on September 24th, Giambi came up to bat in the bottom of the ninth, down 1, with a runner on second and two outs against those same White Sox. Big players make big plays at big times. Matt Underwood was a big player that night.

And it was from that point on that I knew. I knew this day would come. And while I wasn’t necessarily eager for it to get here, I was no longer actively fighting it. So I watched, a silent supporter, a sleeper cell in a sea of negativity. For two full seasons, I kept my feelings to myself. Last night was the straw that broke the camel’s back, the final nail in the coffin, the point of no return. I knew it in 2013. I confirmed it three years later. I’m a fan of Matt Underwood’s home run calls and I don’t care who knows it.

Now, is he perfect? Far from it. He’s thought that a 200-foot fly ball has been a home run before, and he’ll think that a 200-foot fly ball is going to be a home run again. Players names will be mispronounced. Innings, counts and outs will be incorrectly stated. Words that aren’t a part of the English language will be used. He’s a flawed broadcaster, certainly. But isn’t everyone? Outside of the great Vin Scully, I challenge you to find a broadcaster that hasn’t switched the balls and strikes when reading the count, confused two brother’s first names or gotten a couple of replays wrong. These things happen, and they happen to everyone.

So from now on, I will not be silent. Life is too short to do things just because other people are doing them. I will openly enjoy every Indians home run described to me by Matt Underwood. I hope this letter gives other fans out there the courage to do the same.

Roll damn Tribe and Keep the Chief,

Austin

Cavs “fan” starts GoFundMe to pay Kevin Love to sit Game 6

Link to GoFundMe

Original article from Cleveland19.com

The page was started yesterday by a Bay Village Cavs “fan” named Giles Debenham. He uses this picture as the main photo, from last year’s playoffs when Kevin had his shoulder ripped out of his socket:

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The title of the page reads:

“Pay for Kevin Love to sit GAME 6”

Followed by in-depth analysis as to why we should want our 3x NBA All-Star, $110 million power forward to sit Game 6 of the NBA Finals:

“Kevin Love is playing like a bum and just taking up room on the court. Pay this man to take a seat and let the Cavs win these finals!!”

This is why people make fun of Cleveland.

We’re coming off a historic win in an elimination game at one of the hardest places to play in the league. LeBron and Kyrie put up one of the greatest playoff performances by two teammates in basketball history. We’re coming home for Game 6 tomorrow, and if we take care of business, who knows what can happen in Game 7 with the best player in the world on your team.

As a Cavs fan, you obviously want them to win the championship. And it’s undeniable we’ll need all hands on deck in order for that to happen.

But yeah, let’s start a fundraiser to try and pay a guy whose ceiling is one of the best players in the league at his position, to sit the most important game of the season and of his career.

Big relief after I clicked it to see nobody has given this joke a cent of their money. At least throw down a couple of your own bucks if you’re gonna ask people to do the same, Giles. Have some damn fortitude.

I understand it was (hopefully) made in jest and meant to be funny. Swing and a fucking miss. Can’t wait for the blogs to toss this charcoal into the Cleveland Fan narrative fire.

Juan Uribe revealed why he doesn’t wear a cup

When the Indians signed Juan Uribe to a 1-year deal worth $4 million this off season, it wasn’t exactly looked at as a monumental acquisition. Sure, he’s a pleasure to have in the clubhouse, and the list of teams he’s played for over his lengthy career is extensive, but he’s just about reached that point in his life where things simply take him longer to do than they used to. In other words, he’s not able to cover the width of dirt or swing the wood as ferociously as he did as a young ball player.

That’s not to say he hasn’t been anything to write home about so far in 2016. Indeed, his presence in the clubhouse is felt from top to bottom. 162 games is an extended period of time to spend with a group of people. Even the smallest things can snowball into colossal disagreements during the hot summer nights. But Uribe’s distinguished career has equipped him with the tools to diffuse those tense moments and help his teammates relieve any stress they might have pent up as the season progresses. Exhibit A:

Now, if you or I took a 106 MPH ground ball off the bat of the best player in baseball directly off the jimmies, tears would be shed. Baseball would almost certainly be a thing of the past for us.

Not for Juan. He was back to his usual self before the game yesterday, popping off quotes like this:

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/742471487676768257

The legend just keeps growing.

Some other highlights from last night:

https://twitter.com/TomFHannah/status/742503720659849217

KEEP THE CHIEF