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Browns v Colts Monday Game Tape. Sigh.

Shit.

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Welp.

Quick one this week because every time I think of yesterday’s game my heart hurts and I get physically ill.

Let’s look at the game tape

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The day started out with so much promise. The D was flying around like their hair was on fire.

Luck responded

The crow flew home to the Dawg Pound

Brian Hoyer overthrew a streaking Josh Gordon by a mile and Johnny was shown on the sidelines mouthing “I would have fucking hit him.” Maybe. Probably not.

Justin Gilbert finally showed up in a big way with a pick 6

Paul Kruger pushed Andrew Luck with his arms and got called for a personal foul? Bullshit call. Uh, sorry he’s stronger than you?

Even though he got called for a foul, his symphony celebration was gold

Sigh.

Sure this kid may be a douche. But I laughed.

Couple quick thoughts:

– First of all… Fuck.

– Why didn’t this whole notion of Gordon being “out of shape” come up after the Atlanta game?

– And why don’t we try those quick hitters to Gordon more often? We tried one on the first drive and gained an easy 9 yards. When you have a horse, you ride it.

– Craig Robertson- Man’s game.

-Cut Billy Cundiff right now. He’s a liability. Can’t afford to not get three points when you have a struggling offense.

-Kickoff and Punt team were an  A+++

– Anyone else see Mingo making actual plays? Let’s hope that continues.

– I wanted Hoyer to start the whole season, that quickly changed with the past 4 games. If they get something, anything, from the QB position yesterday, the Browns win that game. It’s time for #2.

Johnny Manziel mouthed the words “I would’ve f*cking hit him” after Hoyer had his 19th overthrow of the game

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I’m no lip reader but the fine inhabitants all over the great Internet seem to be sure that Johnny Manziel 100% mouthed the words “I would’ve fucking hit him” in reference to Brian Hoyer overthrowing Josh Gordon for a sure touchdown.

I think he’s saying “I have no fucking idea” more than “I would’ve fucking hit him”

I’m sure every esteemed member in Cleveland sports media will pull the ol’ “Johnny should be a better teammate, he shouldn’t be mouthing swear words on the sidelines. Grow up. How dare him?!”

Do you really disagree with Johnny here? I’m a former very average high school quarterback, I would’ve fucking hit him too. If you were keeping score at home, that was Hoyer’s second deep pass that he overthrew that would have been a guaranteed six points. Can’t miss opportunities like that in the NFL if you’re a starting quarterback.

The Hoyer experiment is officially over, it’s time for the rook to get us back into this thing. Hopefully it’s not too late.

PS- 100% of all the lip readings of NFL players and coaches are always right

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GIFs via The Big Lead comment section

Johnny Manziel is… Johnny Bravo?

1. I like it.

2. No doubt Bleacher Report had this up their sleeve for months, they were just waiting for the perfect time to release it.

3. Guys, Brian Hoyer is having a rough enough week as it. Can we not pile on for fuck’s sake?

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I mean… What the hell is this?

4. Do you even lift, bro? No wonder Chris Gonos got a beatdown. Look at those delts!

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5. LeBron, Bieber, Drake, JFF, Erin Andrews (maybe Sam Ponder?), Some guy, Hoyer, Kevin Sumlin. That’s a motley crew right there. (Hoyer looks a little too happy though)

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6. This is how I imagine every Friday night for JFF to start and end