4 games played. 4 games decided by a TOTAL of 8 points. Could be 4-0, could easily be 0-4. I have no idea what to think of this team, all I know is that the second half of yesterday’s game was FUN. Being down 25 points to coming back and winning by 1. The largest comeback by a road team in the history in the NFL… The Music City Miracle Pt. 2? I have a feeling it’s going to be like this all season so I think it’s time to invest in some heart medicine. What’s a good brand? …And to think I was tweeting about how I wanted Johnny Manziel to play in the second half and that Travis Benjamin sucks. Whoops! Nailed that one. Let’s look at the tape.
Even though he had a pretty underwhelming game, can you imagine trying to tackle Isaiah Crowell? No freaking thanks.
Under the circumstances (coming off a bye, playing the Titans) the 1st half was… the worst display of Browns football I’ve seen
Kyle Shanahan was not impressed
I like these two
Hey Jake Locker, this is football. You don’t play it in a dress. Man up, dude.
(Def. a cheap shot, whatever. Not my team not my problem)
This led to some fights and lil Nate Washington trying to fight Phil Taylor. Now Nate, let me sit you down for a second. I admit I’m not the smartest man alive, but when you’re a 6’1 175 lb wide receiver you may not want to pick a fight with Phil Taylor. But what do I know?
Jim Dray provided the only TD of the first half
So we went into the half down by 18
But then the third quarter got prettttty interesting
And it started with this muffed punt that turned out not to be a muffed punt
Love our fans
How this wasn’t pass interference is mind boggling
Definitely thought the game was over at this point
And I think Mike Pettine thought the same thing. Language, coach! There’s families!
Turning point in the game. Tank Carder- not good at Twitter, good at blocking punts
Ms. Johnny’s sister, just relax and be patient
Then some no name asshole tried taking out the best O lineman in the league, Joe Thomas
Hoyer showed there’s more than 1 QB who can improvise
The fans that made the trip down were great
Chaz Whitehurst tried the most pathetic QB sneak of all time. Ken Whisenhunt challenged it like an idiot and lost. Thank God we didn’t hire that guy!
So the Browns took over and Hoyer marched it right down their Titan throats
I think this is where I stopped breathing for a little bit
Good thing Clipboard Jesus is accurate downfield
A couple plays later the clock ran out and your Cleveland Browns got to 2-2
Game balls- Taylor Gabriel, Brian Hoyer, Ben Tate, Armonty Bryant, K’Waun Williams, Billy Cundiff
2-2 sounds SO MUCH better than 1-3. I think I love this team? When everything is stacked against them, they refuse to fold and refuse to die. I don’t know if that’s a sign of good coaching or a sign of good veteran leadership in the locker room. Either way this year just feels different, ya know? Now let’s get ready for Pittsburgh and get on a little winning streak here.
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