Wait a second. Did Bottlegate just get an exclusive? A reader sent in some video of Kyrie and K-Love rapping, we put a track over it, and VOILA- Billboard #1 single.
Love it. Uncle Drew and Wes together spitting hot fire in the back of a cab in Brazil. Get LeBron in there and you have the most talented 3 man vocal group in the eastern hemisphere.
Dude. Shut up. Enough with all the scorned ex-girlfriend shit that Chris Bosh seems to be throwing around lately. LeBron left because your team blows, Dwyane Wade has glass ligaments in his legs, your fanbase all look like Stitches, and your coach looks like a 20 year old college student studying Security Valuations. Get over it. Kevin Love is 20x the player you’ll ever be. Now will there be growing pains for every player on the team? Yes, undoubtedly. That’s what happens when you assemble a whole new roster in the offseason. There’s going to be games lost that they should have won. Hell, there might even be a 4 or 5 game losing streak in there. It’s expected.
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If anything Chris Bosh should be kissing the floor LeBron walks on. How’s that new max deal for you, Chris? You think you get that if LeBron stays? Shut up you Reptar lookalike and be thankful.
Love it. I’m sure there’ll be some talk radio snobs looking into this way too much tomorrow and saying “I don’t like the message Kevin Love is sending to the rest of the NBA by smoking a cigar BEFORE the season.” But not me. He’s on a team vacation to Brazil. Let him kick back with his teammates and enjoy a nice Cohiba on the beach while checking out some well sculpted Brazilian bums as they strut on by.