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Inhale. Exhale. Repeat. That’s called breathing, and it’s what you should concentrate on doing after the Tribe lost 2-0 to the Houston Astros last night in the 2015 season opener. I know we’re trained as Clevelanders to be eternal pessimists when it comes to our sports teams but sweet Jesus Twitter was insufferable last night. More of the same on the airwaves this morning as well. I only made it about 45 minutes of The Fan this morning (a personal record) before switching over to some Van Morrison Pandora in the interest of my personal health. Aside from the fact that, you know, it was the FIRST GAME OF 162, here are some other reasons why you shouldn’t freak out about the loss:

1) The outing from Corey Kluber. I don’t think any of us were expecting him to pack it in after securing his future with a 5 year, $38.5 million deal the day before. But it’s also obviously unrealistic to expect a repeat of last year’s magical Cy Young campaign. So from a performance standpoint, I wouldn’t say I was nervous to see how he would do, but I was certainly very interested. I mean this is a guy who will turn 29 on Friday and has barely over 2 years of MLB service time. Yeah, last year was incredible, but we don’t exactly have a long track record to go off of to mold our expectations. I’d say, for me personally going into last night, a strong outing from him was right up at the top of the list of things I wanted to see. And boy did he deliver. I wasn’t really nervous about last year possibly being a fluke of sorts, but any ounce of doubt that was anywhere in my brain was quelled by that man’s cutter.

2) Sorry to break this to you guys but, uh, Dallas Keuchel is a pretty damn good pitcher. Casual fans probably have never heard of him because he plays in Houston and has only been in the bigs for a couple of years but the dude very well could be an ace in the making. He was 19th in the majors last season in WAR among starting pitchers, ahead of the likes of James Shields and Sonny Gray, and one spot behind Madison Bumgarner. His FIP (Fielding Independent Pitching, 3.20 is considered “great” by Fangraphs) of 3.21 was also 19th in the bigs, and his 63.5 ground ball percentage was the best in the majors — by 6.5%. And oh yeah he won the Gold Glove for American League pitchers, something we saw first-hand last night (holy shit Ryan Raburn). All that on top of the fact that he’s left-handed, something that obviously makes things a little more difficult for a lineup that’s predominantly left-handed. And ALL THAT on top of the fact that it was the first game coming out of Spring Training, when pichers are traditionally ahead of hitters in terms of being ready to rock and roll. We saw that all around the league yesterday, not just in Houston. 6 teams were shut out on Opening Day, the most in MLB history.

But other than that, yeah our offense sucks.

3) Speaking of offense, let’s take a look at the guys who beat us from the lowly Astros lineup. Jose Altuve scored the first run of the game after he singled in the bottom of the 6th, stole second base and was brought home on a single. He was an All-Star last year. And the American League batting champion. And he won the AL Silver Slugger for second baseman. And he led the league in stolen bases. And he recorded the most hits in a single season in Astros history with 225. He was driven home by George Springer, who was ranked as the 18th best prospect in the game by Baseball America before the 2014 season and went on to hit 20 bombs in 78 games. The guy who scored the second run, shortstop Jed Lowrie, just signed a 3 year, $23 million with the Astros this past winter after two decently productive seasons in Oakland.

I’m not saying they’re a good team. A .500 season would probably be considered a success. But these aren’t your daddy’s 100-loss Astros anymore.

3) Defense was unquestionably our biggest concern coming into the 2015 season. I’m not even going to look up the stats from last year, there’s no need to. We were the worst defensive team in Major League Baseball, and it wasn’t close.

But we got the year started off on the right foot last night. First glance at the box, no errors. Awesome. I thought Lonnie, who seems to be public enemy number one when it comes to leather complaints, played a very good third base. Ramirez made a nice play coming in on an Altuve dribbler early on, and had a good bid at the Springer single that brought home the first run of the game. Smooth didn’t exactly look like his namesake at times but, like he always does, got the job done in left. I’m not expecting any gold gloves from this team (I suppose the Yanimal could be in the running), but I am expecting a significant improvement from 2014. Last night was the first step towards that.

Also, quick note on a discussion point from Kiley & Booms this morning. I feel like the calls for Francisco Lindor started before the team even reported to Goodyear for spring training. His monster spring certainly didn’t quiet them. At this point I don’t know how you question much of anything that Shapiro, Antonetti and Tito do, especially when it comes to probably the biggest personnel decision facing the club in recent memory. They’re gonna do their due diligence and call him up when they feel he’s ready. The discussion this morning was whether or not Lindor would have got to that Springer ball that Ramirez dove for and ended up bringing home Altuve. They both said yes. How you can say that, without question, a 21-year-old with no big league experience would make that gold-glove caliber play to save a run (the go-ahead run at that point) in his first Major League game is beyond me. Even if he does make that play, you’re not winning if you don’t score, and I’m pretty sure Ramirez brings more to the plate offensively than Lindor right now. I forget who said it but the idea was floated that you bring Lindor up, let Ramirez stay at short and bring in the top prospect for defensive purposes late in games. That’s the point where I turned it off. Just unconscionably stupid. The brass is going to bring him up when they feel he’s ready, and whenever that is, it’s his job. Period.

Game 1: Cleveland Indians @ Houston Astros Live Blog

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Well hey. At least the Royals only beat the White Sox 10-1 and David Price only threw 8.2 scoreless innings today. Tribe loses 2-0 on Opening Day. No talking on the bus ride back to the hotel.

9:40 Luke Gregerson kicks the Tribe in the dick, pushes them off the front porch and slams the door in their face. Tribe musters 3 hits, loses 2-0 in game 1.

9:37 Brantley grounds out and your 1-3 hitters go 0-12 on Opening Day.

9:37 Your Yellawood (?) Lumber play of the game was a Luis Valbuena diving stop. So there’s that.

9th inning

9:34 Well here we go, down 2-0 heading to the top of the 9th against the Houston Astros on Opening Day, just like we all drew it up.

9:33 #FactsOnly

9:33 A gallon of milk was a quarter when Scott Atchison was a kid

9:30 Sac fly scores Lowrie, doubles up the lead. Freakin Dolans.

9:29 Meanwhile, Atchdaddy comes in to try and get out of this first and third, one out jam

9:27 Single from Rasmus brings Lowrie around to third and Kluber to the dugout. Hell of an outing from our Cy Young winner. Can’t wait till he’s in midseason form

9:25 Lowrie gets ball four (and five), draws a walk. Kluber still in. I’m pretty good at this.

9:21 Klubes back out for the 8th with 91 pitches. Have to imagine he’ll get the hook if they somehow get a baserunner

9:19 Make that 0-11 from the first three hitters in the Indians order. That ain’t gonna do it. 1-0 Astros

9:14 Ramirez chases a high curveball and we’re down to 5 outs. Bourn-Kip-Brantley combined 0-9 tonight.

9:11 Tony Sipp on for Houston. Ready…………go!

8th inning

9:09 Gomes rocking the red bill, blue top Wahoo catcher’s helmet tonight. I could be wrong but I don’t think we’ve seen that in a while. Leonard with a nice snag on a Chris Carter line drive to end the 7th. 1-0 bad guys.

9:02 That one stung a little bit. First and second no out, nothing to show for it. Poor Klubes.

9:00 And Leonard follows with a nubber of his own to end the inning. Like it’s this offense’s first game or something.

8:58 Quality from Raburn there. Nubs one down third and gets gunned down by Keuchel for the second time tonight. Sweet Jesus, unhitch the trailer man

8:56 Moss had a chance to jump right into Indians fans hearts there. He struck out.

8:54 I’ve never really watched Keuchel pitch before. Dude can spot it.

8:51 Santana leadoff single, Gomes rips one down third, naturally an unbelievable stop from Valbuena but the Thrillin Brazillian legs it out. First and second no out with Tony Sipp in the pen. Me likey

7th inning

8:48 Springer yanks an outside pitch for a two-out RBI single but gets caught in a pickle and is tagged out trying for two. Indians must think it’s Cliff Lee out there on the mound tonight. Get the man some support! 1-0 bad guys after 6

8:46 Altuve breaks up the no-hit bid and promptly steals second. Jk he’s not adorable

8:44 Do you think Kluber ever swears out loud?

8:41 Two two-seamers inside to Rasmus completely lock him up. My goodness I love watching this man pitch.

8:37 Brantley got into one a bit to left but Miss Rasmus made a nice leaping catch. This might be the first game in history that both pitchers throw 14-inning complete games. One of which being a shutout.

8:36 Not one hard hit ball yet for the Tribe. Not one.

8:32 That Taco Bell commercial with the grandma flashing the grandpa is absolutely not okay.

6th inning

8:31 Still 0-0 through five. This game is Exhibit A for people who think baseball is too boring (and have no idea what they’re talking about)

8:26 And the first “oh shit” moment of the season comes courtesy of a warning track flyout from Chris Carter. Seen him have worse looking swings than that that’ve left the yard before.

8:22 Leonard draws a walk but the beard shaves the Tribe again in the 5th. (drops mic)

8:17 Also looking like Manning’s go-to line for replays this year is gonna be “close enough”

8:17 Moss works a leadoff walk. Just need one tonight I’m thinkin’.

5th inning

8:12 The Janitor lines out to Dr. Smooth and we’re still tied at zilch after four.

8:09 Valbuena hitting third for the Stros, Droobs hit third earlier today for the Rays. Good day for below average ex-Indians

8:05 I miss Katie Witham

8:03 Just checked to see how my fantasy squad is doing. Remind me not to do that again.

8:02 13/14 first pitch strikes for Keuchel. That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

7:59 Tribe just not squaring anything up against Keuchel. First team to score wins?

4th Inning

7:54 klub1

Score remains 0-0 after 3.

7:52 So the Red Sox just signed Rick Porcello to a 4 year, $82.5 million dollar deal. Make sure to thank the big man upstairs that your baseball team is run by Mark Shapiro and Chris Antonetti before you lay your heads down tonight, Cleveland.

7:49 Colby Rasmus gets lost on his way to the girls softball field and somehow finds his way to first base

7:47 Always liked Jed Lowrie but there’s a special place in baseball hell for people who keep batting gloves in their pockets while they’re hitting using batting gloves

7:43 Bournie having a rough go so far. First pitch of the game was way down, called a strike, got boned on that check swing

7:40 And good ol Leonard Baseball gets the Tribe in the hits column with an oppo single. Let’s see if Dallas can deal from the stretch too

7:38 Also, Dallas Keuchel can pitch for my squad any day. Pounding the zone, wasting zero time out there

7:38 Low strike zone tonight. Lowwwwwwwwww.

3rd Inning

7:35 Welp, anyone worried that Kluber had a fluke season last year, rest easy my friends. Remains 0-0 after 2

7:31 Evan Gattis used to be a janitor. Talk about Great White Hope

7:28 Oh and Moss. Keuchel strikes out the side. Way Too Early Prediction But Not Really: gonna be a long year when we face soft tossing lefties

7:28 I take two minutes to reformat this thing so the newest blurbs are at the top and Santana and Gomes K

7:23 Pretty snappy first inning. I just might make the Better Call Saul finale tonight

2nd Inning

7:21 Kluber cutter sighting! Kluber cutter sighting! 0-0 after 1.

7:19 Big league play on that dribbler by Ramirez. Droobs make that play? Lolz

7:18 Jose Altuve is just adorable, isn’t he?

7:14 Well that didn’t take long. Tribe goes down in order. And the WTAM feed is a solid 15 seconds behind the tv. Other than that..

7:12 From the ball I’ve watched today (White Sox Royals, Dodgers Padres), the boys in blue seem to still be in Spring Training

7:10 First pitch. Ball down that’s called a strike. F***ing bulls***.

1st Inning

7:09 Pretty sure Tito said pregame that Yan is hitting 5th only because of the lefty, Moss’ll probably be there against righties…quite honestly I’m fine either way

7:05 Going to try to play the WTAM feed with the MLB At Bat app on my phone through the soundbar while watching STO…a night of firsts (and things that probably won’t work) here at Bottlegate

Pregame

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Well let’s see how this goes. Bottlegate’s first ever live blog and I have absolutely NO idea what I’m doing. But I do know the Cleveland Indians play in a couple minutes and I’m pretty god damned excited about it. And if you’re not, after a weekend where we locked up the reigning AL Cy Young winner and our #2 starter for 4-5 more years, well then you’re simply not an Indians fan my friend. After the Kluber & Carrasco deals, here’s a look at the contract situation for most of our core guys (image courtesy of my esteemed former colleague @NeastWS)

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And sorry, “Teh Dolanz R Cheep” fans, but our Opening Day payroll is the second highest in team history (at least $87M, second to $93M in 2001, thanks @MattB_WOF). So jump on board already. There’s still plenty of room.

Here’s tonight’s starting lineups:

Indians

1. Michael Bourn CF

2. Jason Kipnis 2B

3. Michael Brantley LF

4. Carlos Santana 1B

5. Yan Gomes C

6. Brandon Moss RF

7. Ryan Raburn DH

8. Lonnie Chisenhall 3B

9. Jose Ramirez SS

SP Corey Kluber

 

Astros

1. Jose Altuve 2B

2. George Springer RF

3. Luis Valbuena 3B

4. Evan Gattis DH

5. Chris Carter 1B

6. Jason Castro C

7. Jed Lowrie SS

8. Colby Rasmus LF

9. Jake Marisnick CF

SP Dallas Keuchel

 

15ish minutes-ish to first pitch. Keep your browsers locked right here. But refresh the page every so often cause I can’t figure out how to make that happen automatically.

 

Cleveland Indians Mean Tweets: laugh-out-loud funny

 

 

With exactly one week until they open up in Houston and eleven days until the home opener in Cleveland, the Indians PR department came out on a Monday morning and fired an absolute fastball with this mean tweets video. There’s really nothing funnier than someone making fun of themselves (cc: Louis CK) and this is six minutes of gold. If you’re an Indians fan there’s a 100% chance you’ve made fun of Underwood calling a popout like a homer or Rosie putting you to sleep over the airwaves and they were both good sports about it. Pretty much everyone seemed to be (although the Yanimal seemed a little eh, no?). Kinda surprised Trevor Bauer wasn’t involved since they could publish an anthology of all the mean tweets to @BauerOutage, but that’s probably for the better.

Top 5 Mean Tweets:

5. “Just went through and favorited every tweet that said Josh Tomlin sucks to relieve my stress and I’m still pissed. Damnnnnnn man.”

4. “Jason KIPNIS? Nobody cares!”

3. “TJ House sucks at bunting.”

2. “Royals winning. Tigers losing. Mariners losing. Lonnie Chisenhall sucks.”

1. “So… Corey Kluber is garbage”

BIG fan of the mean tweets vids. This one seems to be getting rave reviews so hopefully they’ll do some more as the season goes on.

 

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