Morning Mishmash- Nurse kills annoying patients, Famous Jameis, Chris Brown Ebola truther

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Nurse arrested for killing 38 patients because they annoyed her. Alright then.

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Awesome story about the LeBron James fan in this picture

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Matthew McConaughey Lincoln- True Detective mash up

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Jameis Winston allegedly got paid for his autographs. Sigh. 

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Known scholar Chris Brown is an Ebola truther

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Vine of the day

All Gary Barnidge does is catch footballs and date WWE Divas

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(Zocalo, very nice choice)

Gary you dog! Pass catcher, blocker, diva dater. Who would have thought a Browns tight end would be going on two dates with Rosa Mendes and his name wasn’t Jordan Cameron?

Apparently Mendes told Gary she wasn’t looking for just a quick hook up (sucks for Gary), and he quickly turned his sights onto bigger and better things in current diva and former lingerie football player Summer Rae. Love it. Gary Barnidge- Mr. Cleveland 2014.

See? She already has experience playing football. It’s a match made in WWE/NFL Heaven.

PS- I went to WWE Raw when it came to Cleveland this past June and sat right next to Barnidge in the front row. He left for about an hour to go film for this Divas show. Well, my friends and I got really hungry and thinking that he had left for good, we stole his nachos he had just bought and DEVOURED them. To our surprise he returned like 20 minutes later. Whoops.

100% Dawg Pound

Pittsburgh Steelers v Cleveland Browns

Yesterday ruled on so many levels. The city of Cleveland sent the entire Pittsburgh Steelers organization and their fans back to their dumb gross city with their tail between their legs. The brown and orange looked good doing it, too. Jordan Cameron finally played like the All-Pro pass catcher that he is. The defense bounced back from an ugly game two weeks ago in Tennessee by straight up violating Big Ben and co. Buster Skrine had himself a game. Sure, we took a kick to the dick when Armonty Bryant went down (knee surgery, out for the year), and then to the nuts when Alex Mack followed suit (broken fibula, not sure how he won’t be). But the boys rallied, John Greco spread em’ for Brian Hoyer and the offense didn’t miss a beat.

Today the official Browns YouTube account uploaded a couple fireballs that will get you even more hyped for next Sunday than you already are (to view the second, just hit next, it’s a two video playlist) . I honestly don’t know the last time I’ve looked forward to the sabbath day as much as this.

Cleveland