Hey Kid! What is your deal, dude? This is Dad’s house, you can’t be rooting for someone who plays for Dad’s in-state rival team. C’mon bro. This isn’t Nickelodeon or Spongebob. This isn’t recess. This shit isn’t Ninja Turtles and Lunchable. This is the National Football League. Either shape up or ship out!

-The funny thing is the kid is almost as tall as Dad. (Cheap height joke, I know hardy har har)

– That may be the cutest kid I’ve ever seen.