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LeBron stuffs the sh*t out of Evan Turner at the rim. Tells him “You tried”

Best part of the game last night hands down.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

Evan Evan Evan. Let’s sit you down for a little Friday learning session with Mike. When you’re the one who goes up for a dunk and you get your shit packed in by the best player in the world at the rim, it’s not the best look if YOU’RE the one talking shit after the fact. It makes absolutely no sense. That’s like if during this play, Jae Crowder turns to LeBron after the shot goes in and starts talking trash:

Do you see how dumb that is? Not to mention Evan is probably the least intimidating person in the world, but come on dude. You tried to posterize LeBron, he didn’t have it, you got embarrassed. Evan I loved you at Ohio State but you look like a damn fool. This is the time in the game where you unlace your sneakers, pack your ball up, and go home.

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Check out Perk on the bench in this frame. “Evan you fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.”

Cavs Celtics Game 2 Wednesday Game Tape; 14 more

30 points 9 rebounds 7 assists. God it feels good to have LeBron James on your team in the playoffs… But god damn I have to respect this Celtics team BECAUSE THEY JUST WON’T DIE. I will not be surprised at all if the Celts win one in Boston and force a game 5 back in Cleveland.

If we’re being honest I was more impressed by the way the Celts played than the way the Cavs played but it’s the playoffs and style points don’t mean shit. 2 wins down, 14 to go. All that matters is the W in the left column.

Let’s look at the damn game tape

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Gotta be stronger when you’re strying to dunk on Big Russia

Evan Turner and LeBron held their own on court dance recital

Mozgov. Dunk.

Trying to take a charge, flopping, and then getting dunked on is the most emasculating thing ever

Kyrie. So filthy.

LeBron to Love from halfcourt for the oop. Get up white boy!

This is when things started to get fun. The best part was LeBron kicking Marcus Smart right in his face.

Poor Kevin. Little Isaiah Thomas dribbled the ball right between his legs

Don’t try and guard LeBron too close because he will toss you like ragdoll and totally make you look like a weakling on national TV

Jared Sullinger screened his own teammate and LeBron got an easy 2. Whoops!

After the game Rachel Nichols addressed LeBron with comments ‘Bron’s son made about him concerning Michael Jordan

Couple quick thoughts:

-Tristan Thompson with the Gruden Grinder of the week type stats. 0 points & 11 rebounds. Those are the kinds of numbers that’ll put hair on your chest. Man’s game from Double T.

– Not a fan of Kyrie and LeBron scoring ALL 24 of our points in the 4th quarter. It’s only the second playoff game so I expect that to change. Need the other players to step up on offense.

– Mozgov contributing 16 points on offense is great but we shouldn’t expect that every game. Him yelling after every LeBron dunk/great play is like my favorite thing ever right now.

– Gonna need JR Smith to start making a couple baskets here and there. Everyone is going to have their eye on him in the playoffs and I don’t want him not scoring to become a national topic of conversation. Big fan of his 5 steals however. If he’s not hitting 3’s he’ll have to step up his defense and he’s done that so far.

– I think the Celtics are better than we all gave them credit for. Very well coached and they were streaking at the right time at the end of the season. Aside from the top 3 seeds in the East I could see the Celtics beating every other team in a seven game series.

– Every time I watch Isaiah Thomas I’m more and more impressed. If he wasn’t playing against the Cavs I’d definitely be rooting for him.

– How bout Big Perk getting some minutes in the first quarter? (let’s not do that again)

-Really need to see the bench score more than 7 points.

-HATE that the Cavs didn’t drop confetti after that dipshit Shaughnessy wrote yesterday’s article that centered around the Cavs dropping confetti. They should have doubled down and dropped about 4X as much confetti as they normally do after wins.

– Need another Dan Shaughnessy/Bob Ryan/Bill Simmons article bashing Cleveland. I’m starting to get bored with this series and I don’t want to let my guard down.

Cavs-Celtics Game 1 Monday Game Tape

Ah, Monday Game Tapes are baby, baby! It’s going to be a quick one today since I was at the game and these are almost impossible to do if you’re not keeping a running post while watching the game at home (fire up the excuse train CHOO CHOO).

The Cavs came out and did what they needed to do to take a 1-0 series lead. Obviously emotions were high and it showed in the first quarter but once everyone slowed down it was smooth sailing from there.

Kyrie dropped 30, Kevin added 19 & 12, LeBron had a ho hum 20, 7, & 6, Tristan Thompson seemed like he was everywhere, and Kelly Olynyk’s bloody eye gave us all nightmares.

Here are your highlights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oobwfrXfAmI

The Q was rocking during pregame intros. I’m a sucker for those light up glow sticks that they hand out

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I’m pretty sure our section collectively pissed our pants during this K-Love hook pass to LeBron for a fast break dunk. LeBron also gave Evan Turner a staredown that even made me a little nervous for Evan’s well being.

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During halftime some dude stood on about 20 metal chairs and did handstands and stuff. It was thrilling, exhilarating and I couldn’t take my eyes off of him. What a showman.

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Joe Haden was very concerned during the performance

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Playoff scrums are the best scrums

His name is James Jones and he’s been here before (peep K. Love’s reaction on the bench)

Mozgov took a shot right to his huge Russian nuts. Poor guy.

Something weird happened to Kelly Olynyk’s eye and GOO!!

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Couple quick thoughts:

-The energy at the Q was slightly above average. I’m pretty sure it’s because Boston isn’t that great but you’d think the first playoff game in Cleveland in forever would have warranted a little more excitement.

– I was in the same section as Jared Sullinger’s family. Before I knew who he was I HATED Jared’s brother JJ. Our section wasn’t too fond of him either. I found out it was JJ about midway through the 3rd quarter and felt bad for the things I was thinking. Former Buckeye, gotta respect that.

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– LeBron’s gotta feel pretty good about not having to do any of the heavy lifting this game. If he can rely on Kyrie and Kevin for these early series and coast through these games, I think we’ll see a very healthy and springy LeBron come ECF and Finals time.

– If I’m Brad Stevens I’m not taking Isaiah Thomas out of the game. I don’t think there’s really any Cavs player on the roster who could do a great job of guarding him. He’s a waterbug.

– The girl who sang the National Anthem absolutely CRUSHED it. Great story too if you get a chance to read up on it.

– Gotta love Shawn Marion. Comes in for 30 seconds and gets 2 crucial steals at the end of the 3rd quarter.

– Hopefully JR Smith can stay out of foul trouble. Definitely need to see more of him.

– Saw Marcus Smart catch an elbow to the face and it made my heart all warm and fuzzy.

All in all it was a great first playoff win for Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving and co. One down, fifteen more to go. Like I said, this was going to be a short Game Tape, we’ll be better for game 2. Promise.

(vines via @gifdsports and @fansidedgif)