O look here’s Bigfoot spotted taking an afternoon stroll in Lorain County

From Cryptozoology News 

LAGRANGE, Ohio– An intensive-care nurse snapped a picture of what she believes could be a “Sasquatch” creature in northeastern Ohio.

The photograph, released on internet forum The Gear Page by a musician named Gurtz who claims to be the cousin of the eyewitness, was reportedly taken at 2:30 p.m. on Jan. 11, 2015.

 

“She works nights in ICU,” Gurtz said. “She’s really freaked out about it,” he added, “she says could have only been a Sasquatch.”

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Welp. That 1 small, blurry, zoomed out picture is all the proof I need! We officially have a new 7 foot hairy, stinky neighbor here in Northeast Ohio. Someone get Bobo and Cliff on the scene here STAT. Renee can stay at home, she stinks.

Quick, tell me if you see any differences in the 2 pics below. 1 is the totally real not fake at all Bigfoot, the other is some creepy guy (me) dressed up in a gorilla mask.

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Can you tell which is which? I certainly can’t. Surprised picture #2 hasn’t been submitted to the Bigfoot Internet forums. It’s pretty much the same creature that was spotted in the Patterson-Gimlin film.

Ohio State just won a national championship, the Cavs have won 2 in a row and beat a good Clippers team last night, and we just confirmed a Samsquanch lives in the area. Life is good here in Ohio I’d say

Pretty sure we already had a confirmed sighting of Bigfoot in the Muni Lot earlier this year but whatever

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