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This Is 100000% Real Audio Of A Bigfoot In Cuyahoga Valley National Park

From BFRO

The 2015 recording was obtained by Charlie Page (Ohio BFRO) in northeast Ohio’s Cuyahoga Valley National Park (CVNP) around 11pm in March. There have been sporadic sightings, sounds and track finds near and within this park for decades. It is an amazing, beautiful area but it is not well known outside Ohio. The size of the park is 52 square miles, 50% larger than Manhattan (34 square miles).

Charlie says his sound recorder was within 1000 feet a scenic vista point named Hemlock Point. The white noise in the background is traffic noise from a freeway (I-271) which cuts through the park. The animal howls more than once from basically the same area but seems to face a different direction for each howl. Distant response whoops can be heard in the background at points.


Audio HERE

There’s a couple things in life that I’m absolutely certain of- The ’95 Indians were the best team to never win a championship; Joel Skinner should have sent Kenny Lofton; Mozgov didn’t travel; and Tim Couch would have been a Pro Bowler if not for Chris Palmer and a dreadful offensive line.

Add this Bigfoot audio to my list of certainty. That right there is 100% undoubtedly, no questions asked, clear as day audio of a Bigfoot in Cuyahoga Valley National Park. Probably in distress. Most likely hungry. Indisputably Sasquatch.

 
Sometimes I venture over to CVNP to take my dog for a walk. Great place. Beautiful trails, rivers, a waterfall, ponds, etc. A PERFECT ecosystem to support the on-the-go Bigfoot lifestyle. You can bet your ass next time I go I’ll be doing my best Bobo impression while I’m there on the trails. A couple knocks here, a couple woops there. I fully expect to hear some howls back. Everybody knows Bigfoots respond well to random humans making weird sounds in the woods, that’s just a fact.

I can see it now: Mike from Bottlegate; Cleveland Blogger & Professional Bigfoot Hunter. Sounds pretty legit if you ask me.

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O look here’s Bigfoot spotted taking an afternoon stroll in Lorain County

From Cryptozoology News 

LAGRANGE, Ohio– An intensive-care nurse snapped a picture of what she believes could be a “Sasquatch” creature in northeastern Ohio.

The photograph, released on internet forum The Gear Page by a musician named Gurtz who claims to be the cousin of the eyewitness, was reportedly taken at 2:30 p.m. on Jan. 11, 2015.

 

“She works nights in ICU,” Gurtz said. “She’s really freaked out about it,” he added, “she says could have only been a Sasquatch.”

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Welp. That 1 small, blurry, zoomed out picture is all the proof I need! We officially have a new 7 foot hairy, stinky neighbor here in Northeast Ohio. Someone get Bobo and Cliff on the scene here STAT. Renee can stay at home, she stinks.

Quick, tell me if you see any differences in the 2 pics below. 1 is the totally real not fake at all Bigfoot, the other is some creepy guy (me) dressed up in a gorilla mask.

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Can you tell which is which? I certainly can’t. Surprised picture #2 hasn’t been submitted to the Bigfoot Internet forums. It’s pretty much the same creature that was spotted in the Patterson-Gimlin film.

Ohio State just won a national championship, the Cavs have won 2 in a row and beat a good Clippers team last night, and we just confirmed a Samsquanch lives in the area. Life is good here in Ohio I’d say

Pretty sure we already had a confirmed sighting of Bigfoot in the Muni Lot earlier this year but whatever

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