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Say hello to the bad guys. Cleveland “nWo” shirts now available for purchase

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If we have to be the bad boys of the NBA then f*ck it, we will be. We’ll punch Jae Crowder in the face, dunk on Joakim Noah’s soul, hit game winners in your eye, and call timeouts when we don’t have any. Newsflash to Cavs fans- EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY hates us and wants us to lose. We’re the Villains. We’re the heels of the sporting world and I wouldn’t want it any other way. Embrace it and feed off of the hatred.

This dude is my favorite. Gotta respect the passion

https://twitter.com/PlanetTyler/status/597523626884141056

https://twitter.com/PokeDexJQ/status/597557599006040066

And this is just .0000001% of the hate you’ll see on Twitter. Funny how things work. The whole country is against us and I love it.

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As always, special S/O to Zack from CF Smoke who designed these gems

(also before anyone chirps me and says “It was Razor Ramon from WWF not Scott Hall from NWO that said ‘Say hello to the bad guy’ you idiot,” I know this)

Say hello to the newest member of the Browns Swole Patrol: Justin Gilbert

 

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Damn. OK J-Gil I see you. After a disappointing rookie campaign it’s nice to see he’s on #TeamNoDaysOff. While looking like Ronnie Coleman’s little brother might not translate to being a successful NFL cornerback it’s nice to see he’s putting work in this offseason. And hey if this season doesn’t work out at least he’ll be able to stroll down the beaches of Edgewater Park and pick up the finest Cleveland babes just by flexing his pecs and abs.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t turn into LaRon Landry.
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PS- I’ve been to two crossfit classes this week (going tonight too) and if I don’t look like this in 10 days I want my money back.

PPS- I typed this whole post on my phone so if it’s formatted incorrectly or looks like crap you now know why.

Browns select Cam Erving with their 19th pick. Pray for the AFC North

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Honestly didn’t even know who he was until about 3 minutes ago. F it, we’ll run for 200 YPG on your ass.

No one has ever hated anything more than Ray Farmer hates drafting wide receivers. Don’t really understand it but oh well. Games are won in the trenches but we’ll need some playmakers in the later rounds.

Go Browns.