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The Indians will have SELF SERVING BEER STANDS at their new bar in right field

April 6, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Self serving beer stands at Progressive Field are the future pic.twitter.com/moDxC89vhM

— Jordan Zirm (@JordanZirm) April 6, 2015

Self… serving… beer… stands? Self serving beer stands? Self serving beer stands.

What’s the worst thing about getting a beer at a bar? The wait. Usually you’ll have to fight your way through a crowd of 21 year olds doing Kamikazee shots or sometime the bartender is blatantly ignoring you even though you’ve made eye contact with her 8 times and have your wallet and credit card in plain sight and no one else is even at the bar… but I digress. This eliminates all that. No having to wait for a bartender. No having to feel like an asshole if you don’t tip when you’ve been waiting for 15 minutes. Just cutting out the middle man and having you pour your own delicious cold beer. The Indians are playing chess while all other Cleveland teams play checkers (or is it the other way around?)

With these new self serving beer stands and the Ohio open container law that’ll pass soon, the Gateway area is going to become an alcoholic’s Shangri La and I for one couldn’t be happier.

More pics of “The Corner”

via @Indians

via @twithersAP

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The first floor of "The Corner" http://t.co/eNwqUQBZfJ

— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) April 6, 2015

Now up to the second floor of The Corner! http://t.co/5kfC0dFmlp

— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) April 6, 2015

Here's a look at the new Right Field Terraces, which will be used for group outings and for SRO! https://t.co/KFIAf4xn46

— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) April 6, 2015

Friday can’t get here soon enough

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Here are some Cleveland Indians 2015 hype videos to get you ready for tonight

April 6, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Cavs shot selection yesterday wasn’t up to LeBron’s standards. Blah. Johnny Manziel went golfing with his dad. Don’t care.

Tonight, at 7:10 on national televison, none of that matters. Who the Browns are going to draft. The Cavs impending playoff run. Contract extensions, injuries, magazine covers. None of it. Because in six short hours, we get to sit down and watch the most anticipated Cleveland Indians season in recent memory begin.

But these should hold you over until then.

FWIW this is my favorite

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Cleveland Indians Mean Tweets: laugh-out-loud funny

March 30, 2015 Ai Leave a comment

With exactly one week until they open up in Houston and eleven days until the home opener in Cleveland, the Indians PR department came out on a Monday morning and fired an absolute fastball with this mean tweets video. There’s really nothing funnier than someone making fun of themselves (cc: Louis CK) and this is six minutes of gold. If you’re an Indians fan there’s a 100% chance you’ve made fun of Underwood calling a popout like a homer or Rosie putting you to sleep over the airwaves and they were both good sports about it. Pretty much everyone seemed to be (although the Yanimal seemed a little eh, no?). Kinda surprised Trevor Bauer wasn’t involved since they could publish an anthology of all the mean tweets to @BauerOutage, but that’s probably for the better.

Top 5 Mean Tweets:

5. “Just went through and favorited every tweet that said Josh Tomlin sucks to relieve my stress and I’m still pissed. Damnnnnnn man.”

4. “Jason KIPNIS? Nobody cares!”

3. “TJ House sucks at bunting.”

2. “Royals winning. Tigers losing. Mariners losing. Lonnie Chisenhall sucks.”

1. “So… Corey Kluber is garbage”