Coming off of JR Smith’s NBA All Star Fashion Show in, I think it’s safe to say that the Cleveland Cavaliers are the best dressed of all 30 NBA teams. Obviously you knew this March cover was coming for Kevin after he was voted The Hottest Athlete in Cleveland. Let’s rate his spread 9. Has the Blue Steel look to let you know he’s all business when it comes to basketball. Plunging neck line is a nice touch. Rather if it’s hitting up the practice courts or going to get a quick lift in at the gym he’s always dressed to the nines. Also: Who’s the girl? 9.5. Killing the “European Tourist” look with the oversized sunglasses. I’m not crazy about the type of dog but we’ll let it slide for now. I imagine these are the shades he was wearing when he scratched his cornea. Turtleneck swag on a hundred thousand trillion. 10. Senior year yearbook picture for sure. This one will probably be taped up on girls’ walls all over the country. A cockeyed optimist full of unbridled enthusiasm. 10. Hair is suede coat is looks like he’s ready to stroll down to the West Side Market on a brisk Saturday morning in March. Casual as fuck but will break girls’ necks as they snap to watch him walk by.
“So what do you wanna do today? Oh I don’t know, let’s go throw some cats.”
When I first glanced at this video I thought FOR SURE these people were from Alabama. Just seems like something people would do in the South.
There’s A LOT of outrage in the comment section of the video but do you know what the dumbest part of this video is? That the guy that’s in the video throwing the cats is the one who uploaded it! How big of a moron can you be? Of course people are going to freak the fuck out when you’re throwing animals over an infant’s head. I don’t think these people really had any intent to harm the cats but it’s just their sheer stupidity to upload this video on the internet that worries me.
PS- If this couple were throwing dogs instead I’d be the first one at their front door with a pitchfork in hand
PPS- Clean your fucking house and get a new TV you loser
**Once again, if you haven’t seen all three episodes of Better Call Saul and all of Breaking Bad, take ten minutes to think about what you’ve done. Also don’t read this blog.**
I gotta be honest. Speaking strictly on an entertainment level, I’m 100% more immersed in BCS after its first three episodes than I was my first time through the beginning of Breaking Bad. While that very well could have to do with the fact that BB changed the way I watch and I’m looking for & enjoying things in BCS because of BB, I think (initially at least) Jimmy has been a much more entertaining and dynamic character than Walter or Jesse were. For me, anyway.
Like the first two episodes, Nacho opened up with a flashback before the opening credits. Episode 1 was the infamous Cinnabon scene, episode 2 was a flashback to just before the end of episode 1, and last night’s show began with a younger, incarcerated Jimmy pleading with Chuck to help him get released from an Illinois prison. In keeping with another trend so far in the show (Jimmy quoting movies that have no relevance to the conversation at hand), the younger McGill began and ended this episode with a hearty “Hereeeeeeeeeee’s Johnny!”. After his initial attempt to charm the help out of Chuck, it’s revealed that he doesn’t necessarily have the best relationship with his family back in Albuquerque and he has to resort to more sincere means to gain his brother’s help. “Tell me what to do,” he told Chuck. This could be one of the reasons why Jimmy currently feels so obligated to take care of Chuck now and why he was so apprehensive when Nacho visited his office with his plan to rob the Kettlemans (he insisted to Chuck he wasn’t backsliding to Slippin’ Jimmy in episode 2).
Cut to the present, Jimmy is getting drunk off vodka & cucumber water (for customers only!). He dials up his pal Kim from HH&M, a relationship that was clearly romantic at some point. After letting it slip that the Kettlemans (remember, a client of HH&M) could be in danger, he hangs up and rushes to a pay phone to call and warn them (using his “sexy robot voice” as Kim called it).
After the Kettlemans house is found ransacked and the family missing, Jimmy rushes to a different pay phone to call Nacho and try to help him “de-escalate” his situation. He leaves a multitude of voicemails, which is presumably what led the cops to the phone Jimmy was at and they bring him in. Nacho named Jimmy as his lawyer, believing that he had given the score to another group and set him up. That wasn’t the case. Jimmy thinks that Nacho did do this (his van was seen outside the house by the neighbor and had blood inside it from the skaters), and talks about getting him the lowest possible sentence. This was also not true. Nacho was indeed outside the house two nights in a row, but he was scouting the place and had nothing to do with the kidnapping.
Kim lets Jimmy come to the house and take a look around. In what probably was a “What would I do?” moment, Jimmy notices the daughter’s favorite doll missing and suggests that maybe the Kettlemans kidnapped themselves.
When Jimmy initially tried to leave the courthouse after finding out about the situation, he obviously didn’t have the right amount of stickers to please our boy Mike and had to exit the parking lot by his own means (reaching in to the booth and pressing the button to raise the arm). This displeased Mike. When Jimmy tried to return, an altercation led to a poke from Jimmy with led to Mike putting his face in the pavement.
The cops trying to pin Nacho try to use Mike against Jimmy by convincing the old man to press charges if Jimmy doesn’t get Nacho to come clean. Mike initially agrees, but ends up siding with Jimmy and gives him a nice little speech in the stairwell. He tells Jimmy about a case he had when he was a cop in Philadelphia, that he believes the Kettlemans did kidnap themselves, and that “nobody wants to leave home”. It was exciting to see the two take steps towards being able to work together because that’s what we’re all waiting for if we’re being honest.
Invigorated, Jimmy returns to the Kettlemans house where he notices a camping sticker (sticker….sticker……hmmmmm….) on the back of their car. He walks through to their back yard (which looks an awful lot like the White’s house, with a pool and a seating area to the left of it), into the desert and eventually to a wooded area. The Kettlemans are there, camping in a tent. Jimmy breaks up the party with his second “Hereeeeeee’s Johnny!”, a struggle causes a duffle bag to rip and reveal the $1.5+ million that caused all of this.
When the cops take Jimmy down he warns them “I have bad knees!” –> When Walter and Jesse take Saul out to the desert in BB he warns them, “I have bad knees!” (/u/CameronTheCinephile)
Possibly a Jesse Pinkman graffiti tag on the pay phone Jimmy uses to call Nacho (/u/MouseGuard)
Jimmy gets mad at the other lawyer for mixing up cases in the bathroom –> Saul believes Badger to be the public masturbator when he initially meets him in BB (/u/meganisawesome42)
May be a stretch, but Mike’s “nobody likes to leave home” quote on a few levels…He eventually had to leave Philadelphia (cop tenure ended “in dramatic fashion” according to Hank in BB), Saul eventually has to leave home at the end of BB, as does Walt, who eventually comes back home and it kills him, while Jesse leaves home and lives.
9. Has the Blue Steel look to let you know he’s all business when it comes to basketball. Plunging neck line is a nice touch. Rather if it’s hitting up the practice courts or going to get a quick lift in at the gym he’s always dressed to the nines. Also: Who’s the girl? 
9.5. Killing the “European Tourist” look with the oversized sunglasses. I’m not crazy about the type of dog but we’ll let it slide for now. I imagine these are the shades he was wearing when he scratched his cornea. Turtleneck swag on a hundred thousand trillion. 
10. Senior year yearbook picture for sure. This one will probably be taped up on girls’ walls all over the country. A cockeyed optimist full of unbridled enthusiasm. 
10. Hair is 
suede coat is 
Bottlegate 