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Cavs v Bulls Game 4 Monday Game Tape; We don’t need banks

We’ve officially reached the unhealthy point of this series. Up that Lipitor prescription and get that heart defibrillator ready because you’ll need it for these last 3 (hopefully 2) games. Man, that fourth quarter was fun.

Let’s look at the game tape

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Derrick Rose has really put those “he sucks on 1 day of rest” theories to bed… That or a 1 footed Kyrie Irving can’t guard him very well

Joakim Noah had maybe one of the ugliest shots ever seen on a basketball court but luckily Taj Gibson was there to clean it up

All of Cleveland collectively stopped breathing right at this very second

Ice it, wrap it up, and we’ll see you on Tuesday.

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The “Oh shit, I’ve gotta keep up my hard ass image. I can’t be seen on camera smiling.” He did have a cool “concert” though.

I’m starting to feel for Tristan Thompson. Perfect defense on Jimmy Butler here & also Derrick Rose on Friday… and they still make the shots. Tough, man.

Biggest flop I’ve ever seen. Guess that’s what they teach at Duke. (jk, Dunleavy might have a broken face)

Hey David, don’t call timeouts you don’t have. Oopsies.

Bang. Ballgame. 2-2. See you in Cleveland.

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Couple quick thoughts:

-Have you ever seen a bigger scapegoat than David Blatt? I mean, good lord people. The Cavs won. Did you see that the Cavs won? The Cavs won. Sure the whole “calling timeouts with none left” thing would have been catastrophic… but it wasn’t. And you mean to tell me the biggest Alpha dog in the NBA told his coach he was going to be the one to take the last shot?? What a shocking revelation!! I know we’re just looking for someone to blame when shit hits the fan but stop it. The Cavs won.

– I don’t ever remember a stretch where LeBron has shot the ball so poorly. 10 for 30 this game and 8 of 25 last game. 18 of 55 the past 2 games and shooting 2 of 19 from three point land. Hopefully being back at home on Tuesday will allow him to find his groove again because right now this is UGLY.

-Hey Cleveland Clinic, gonna need you to work overtime and heal Kyrie’s strained foot in a day.

– Even though he ended up with 3 blocks, it seemed like Timofey Mozgov altered just about every shot attempt in the lane

– I get so much joy every time Joakim Noah tries to dribble a basketball.

-I think it’s fair to start wondering if Kyrie is hurting or helping the Cavs by being on the court with his foot injury.

– I’ve never seen so many idiots on Twitter bitch about a buzzer beating shot that won a game. You’d have thought the Cavs lost by 10.

-Kevin Love’s shoulder, Kyrie’s foot, Shumpert’s groin, LeBron’s ankle. Good heavens.

– Also, every time Stephen A. Smith opens his mouth on ESPN I want to puke all over everything.

See you on Tuesday for game 5. Cavs in 6.

Cavs v Bulls Saturday Game Tape; That stunk + Seinfeld

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Cleveland’s collective reaction watching last night’s game

Not many words can sum up last night’s game better than a good Kramer gif. That game was an ugly all around affair. Both teams couldn’t shoot, both teams played physical, and both teams didn’t get many calls from the refs. But in the end it was a 25 foot bank shot by a guy who’s never made a big shot in his life that did the Cavs in. Can’t even be mad at that. You just have to laugh, tip your cap, and move on.

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Let’s look at the game tape

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Need LeBron in attack mode all game every game from here on out. The stare down was a nice touch as well.

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Alley oops to Russians from halfcourt are my new favorite thing ever

LeBron dunked on Joakim Noah’s soul then Noah proceeded to talk shit to him. Very confusing to say the least. In other news is there a bigger fraud in the NBA than Joakim Noah?

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Thought this make by JR was the shot that would send the game into overtime

Until this bullshit happened

If it wasn’t against the Cavs I’d like this video of the shot set to Kanye West so much more.

Let’s also not forget that the final inbounds play was verrrrrry close (it was) to being over 5 seconds.

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Couple quick thoughts

– What a way to lose a ballgame. It’s OK though. The Cavs 2 best players underperformed and it still took a 25 foot bank shot buzzer beater to beat us. This series is farrrr from over but last night was definitely a swift kick right to the nuts.

– Whoever Mark Schwartz is… well, he’s an idiot and Kyrie’s reaction says it all.

– Someone please tell Timofey Mozgov to start playing like he’s the biggest guy on the court. I know the refs weren’t calling anything but he’s gotta be stronger than that.

– Jimmy Butler’s last basket was a travel and if you don’t think so you’re blind.

– Man. I hate typing this but Kyrie was a liability in the fourth quarter. You could tell his foot was bothering him and he just wasn’t himself. If it’s crunch time and the Cavs need a big defensive stop I’m not sure I trust Kyrie on the court with his injured foot. (Feel freely to copy and paste this and rub my face in it if I end up being completely wrong)

– The Bulls had 15 more rebounds and 13 more second-chance points than the Cavs. That’s pretty stunning considering how things went in game 2. Serenity now!

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– It sucks that Coach Thibs finally realized Nikola Mirotic should be playing a lot more than he has been.

– We split at home and splitting on the road is considered a victory. We CANNOT go down 3-1. Not even the least bit concerned however.

See you guys on Sunday. Cavs in 6.

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Cavs v Bulls game 2 Thursday Game Tape; Perfect Booties for everyone!

*Exhale*

The Cavs don’t suck. LeBron isn’t over the hill. Coach Blatt does know what he’s doing. The Cavs aren’t “the 2013 Knicks.” We’re not getting swept. We can defend a pick and roll. Joakim Noah IS still ugly.

Needed that one last night and the Cavs came out with a fire lit under their asses from the opening tip. In a game where the Cavs never trailed, LeBron basically did everything a mortal could accomplish on a basketball court; Kyrie Irving dropped a quiet 21 points; DELLY was 1 point and 1 assist away from a double double; James Jones had 17; and Iman Shumpert continued his fantastic run in the playoffs adding 15 and playing tenacious D.

Let’s look at the game tape

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The Cavs jumped out to a 38-18 lead after the first quarter.

When this face makes an appearance it’s a wrap

The best part of the night (aside from the bludgeoning of Chicago) was Kevin Love sitting with his teammates on the bench

LeBron sent Jimmy Butler out of Cleveland with his tail in between his legs

Everyone knew Mike Dunleavy wouldn’t be able to keep up his hot shooting from the first game but no one knew it would be this bad

Spicoli somehow got courtside seats for the game

Maybe the prettiest play of the night. He makes it look so damn easy.

The Bulls DOUBLE TEAMED Tristan Thompson so he couldn’t get an offensive rebound. Interesting strategy by Coach Thibs.

Delly oop. Tristan slam.

Couple quick thoughts:

– Love Coach Blatt’s adjustments this game. Inserting Tristan Thompson into the starting lineup was a helluva call and he had a lot to do with the 38-18 first quarter gallop. Numbers never lie.

– The whole “Derrick Rose kinda stinks on 1 day of rest” thing was in full force last night. Every game till game 7 is on 1 day of rest so let’s hope that theory holds true to form.

– Freaking Delly was 1 assist and 1 point away from a double-double. If Matthew Dellavedova is getting double-doubles in the playoffs then this Cavs team will be very very hard to beat.

– The Cavs skit shown on the humongotron was incredibly dumb. It wasn’t malicious of any sort but it was just stupid and unfunny. I hope no one gets fired because some people were offended on Twitter. Just be less tone deaf and be a little better next time, k guys?

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– Man I loved seeing Kevin Love out there. I really miss the guy.

– Aggressive LeBron is the best LeBron. He needs to be in that mode every night if we’re gonna win this damn thing.

– Man I hope Thibs keeps giving Joakim Noah meaningful minutes. The dude has been completely irrelevant so far this series. 4 points in 2 games for Noah is music to my ears.

– I see the people from Chicago are already starting to chirp about Derrick Rose’s lack of free throws. Don’t be surprised to see Rose go to the line a lot in game 3.

Really good article by Chris Haynes of Cleveland.com on Kevin Love

– Guess who’s back, back again, JR’s back, tell a friend

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-Joakim Noah gave a fan a little love tap last night. It’s hilarious how much space LeBron and Cleveland occupy in his head

– There hasn’t been one single lead change this entire series. Pretty odd.

– Last night’s game was a perfect example of why James Jones is on this team. Don’t expect 17 points from him every game but we’ll need him to hit big shots throughout the playoffs

– I think it’s pretty clear that looking at “PerfectBooties” on Instagram is the recipe for success for this team

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