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Guy from Comcast says Johnny Manziel will never be good because people call him “Johnny” and not “John”

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Whoa! Turn down the temperature, grab the fire extinguisher, and call the fire department, this take is smoking hot! Damn, and I thought all along that Manziel’s height and smaller stature could be a detriment to him in the NFL. Nope! Boy was I wrong, if he just drops the “Y” you’re looking at a Super Bowl caliber quarterback. Who cares about learning the intricacies of the game or getting live game reps, the real secret to being a successful QB in the NFL is how you spell your first name. Hey losers, he doesn’t go by “Andy Luck,” it’s “Andrew” thank you very much.

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Welp. I guess Teddy Bridgewater is done for. Should have stuck with Theodore. Idiot! What about Tony Romo though? Should he go by Antonio? That’s a tricky one. I bet if he went by Antonio he wouldn’t have fumbled that snap in the playoffs at Seattle.

Hey Sean, if you make a dumb statement you’re going to get dumb responses (like this blog)

 

 

PS- Bernie Kosar, Johnny Unitas, Kenny Stabler, Vinny Testaverde, Archie Manning, Boomer Esiason, Andy Dalton (cant argue with a $115 million contract), Eli Manning (Elisha), Sonny Jurgensen (in HOF), Bobby Layne (in HOF), Sammy Baugh (in HOF)… Yeah I Googled “hall of fame quarterbacks.

Oh, and Johnny Utah. Maybe the greatest QB to ever wear the Scarlet and Grey at Ohio State.

PPS: People don’t forget, Sean

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