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Johnny Manziel swearing at the refs at the Cavs game. (VIDEO)

Love it! Anyone who watches this and isn’t immediately smitten by Johnny yelling at the refs here probably doesn’t have a pulse. The guy has barely lived here six months and he’s already got that Cleveland mouth on him. I’m sure the national guys and other Cleveland sites will say something like “Johnny has to act like a role model in public” or “Johnny needs to know the spotlight is on him.” FUCK. THAT. This is the most endearing thing I’ve seen from him since he’s been here. Johnny is a fan just like any one of us. He’s you or me. Just a regular guy bitching about the refs. Johnny Cleveland for sure.

Guarantee this goes viral. Remember where you saw it first.

Video taken by loyal Bottlegate reader  @M_Bauer10

Johnny Manziel’s truck is for sale and it comes with his autograph. I need it. Time for a GoFundMe!

Bleacher Report

Johnny Manziel has owned a few cars in the last several years. He caught parking tickets at Texas A&M in a Mercedes C-Class, tooled about Cleveland at least once in a 2014 Nissan TitanSL and, according to TMZ, reportedly purchased a 2015 Nissan GT-R. One of these has to go, and it would appear the Titan was part of a trade-in Manziel finagled to get the GT-R.

Manziel’s old ride could be your gain, however, as Airport Nissan of Cleveland is selling the truck online with a listed price of $45,720.

Johnny Manziel's Truck for Sale in Cleveland Dealership

Yep, that’ll do just fine. This truck might as well be ours. In Bottlegate’s never ending quest to take over the Cleveland sports landscape we’ve come across the usual must have items but NOTHING tops Johnny Manziel’s signed Nissan Titan. We’re HUUUUGGEE Johnny Football fans at BG so this would just be the icing on the cake. I didn’t even know this existed five minutes ago and now I’ve never needed anything more in my life. Can you imagine whipping around East 9th with this baby? “See that sig right there on the dash? That’s Johnny Manziel’s, maybe you’ve heard of him. He’s only the most electrifying college football player ever, a Hollywood heartthrob, and a former Heisman Trophy winner.”

So this is what we’re gonna do. I’m gonna set up a GoFundMe project, and you’re gonna donate to it. It’s a win-win for everyone. You donate to a good cause and get the proverbial pat on the back, and I get a sweet ride. $20 equals a 10 minute ride in the truck; $50 equals an hour drive; $100 you can tailgate in the muni lot with the truck; $500 I’ll let you drive it and take a picture of the signature: $1,000 you can borrow the truck for a day.

Click the picture and give me your money plz & thx

gofundmejohnny

Part 3 of Bottlegate’s 2014 Cleveland Browns Season Preview

Browns Betting Guide

Odds to win the Super Bowl: 70/1. Throw 10 bucks on it and hope for a God damn miracle.

Odds to win the AFC Championship: 45/1. Hey, at least we’re not last. Oakland is at 100/1 and Jacksonville is at 125/1.

Win Total: Over/Under: 6.5. For me this whole bet hinges on if Josh Gordon’s suspension is lifted or not. If Gordon doesn’t see the field this season I’m betting the Under. If Gordon suits up, I think everything with the Browns changes drastically and I HAMMER the over.

Against the spread in 2013 the Browns were a pretty bad 6-10. 3-5 at home and 3-5 away. 9 of their games went Over and 7 went Under. 5 home games went over and 3 games went under. They were 4-4 on Over/Unders on the road.

Proposition Bet Yes No
Johnny Manziel wins MVP 75/1
Manziel leads NFL in passing 150/1
Manziel wins Off. ROY 14/1
Justin Gilbert wins Def. ROY 25/1
Manziel is fined in regular season +200 -300
Manziel wins ROY and makes the playoffs +2000

The only prop bet here worth looking at is Manziel getting fined in the regular season. I could see his uniform not being up to code or him getting a penalty for taunting after doing the Money sign in some chump defender’s ugly face.

Proposition Bet O/U
Ben Tate – Total Rushing Yards 800.5
Ben Tate – Total Touchdowns 6.5
Jordan Cameron – Total Receiving TDs 6
Jordan Cameron – Total Rec Yards 850.5
Paul Kruger – Total Sacks 6
Joe Haden – Total Interceptions 3.5

Ben Tate total rushing yards- WAYY OVER. Lock of the year… Ben Tate has never had more than 4 touchdowns in a season, so I wouldn’t touch that. I like Jordan Cameron OVER 850 total yards (that’s only 53 yards a game) and like Joe Haden OVER 3.5 interceptions.\

 

SEASON OUTLOOK

 

Cleveland has the 7th easiest schedule according to opponents winning percentage.  I expect the Browns to surprise this year. IF Josh Gordon gets his suspension lifted, this team is loaded with legitimate NFL talent. Shit, we have 5 pro bowlers returning this season. This isn’t the same 4-12 Browns. In my heart I truly believe the Browns surprise people this year.

In the NFL, games can go either way, so many games are decided by one play here and there or by a field goal as time expires. For once in my lifetime why can’t the Browns be on the winning side of these games? Well this year they will be. I don’t know if it’s the hype videos talking or what but I think the Browns will have a successful season. How “successful” is defined, I don’t know. A lot of the games won’t be pretty. Defensive battles till the final whistle, games of field goals and field position, 3 and outs galore. But I’m calling it. This year the ball bounces in the Browns favor more than it doesn’t. If the Browns can make it through their first 3 games without going 0-3, there should be real optimism for this team. They don’t have a hard schedule and the AFC North is actually pretty average. If EVERYTHING goes right and players play up to their potential, I see the Browns sticking around till the end. I don’t think this team is a 4-12 or 5-11 team of old.

My Prediction: Browns finish 8-8 and are one of the teams ESPN labels as “In the hunt” till the final week or so of the regular season.

johnnyparade

 

But in typical Cleveland fashion, everything can go to shit. Wouldn’t be surprised if 10 starters simultaneously blew out their ACLs on the same play, Swagger gets loose and bites Mike Pettine in the dick, and First Energy Stadium spontaneously combusts. Only in Cleveland.

 

Browns 17

Pittsburgh 14