If you’ve been on Google maps lately (I don’t know why you would be, it’s not something where you’re like “Hey, let me go check out Google Maps and take peek at that one intersection” but whatever) you’ll notice they have a special feature that allows you to play Pac-Man on the streets of the map you’re looking at. If you need to go kill about 3 hours, I suggest you do this now. I played throughout Downtown Cleveland and it was a blast.
Started off pregaming with my friends on West 9th.
Then went for a quick beer on West 6th at Barley House. Big fan of their urinals with the girls pointing down and laughing at you.
Then circled around to First Energy Stadium where we said what’s up to Jimmy Haslam and Ray Farmer. Ray was planning a nice month long vacation in September.
Then we took a stroll down E. 9th to go check out how the renovations are going at Progressive Field. The huge concrete blocks look fantastic!
Went and had a beer on East 4th.
Then to cap the night off we ventured down to the flats to go to a certain Gentleman’s Club named after Larry Flynt. Google Maps labels it as “BOOTY CLUB #2.” Seriously. “Booty Club #2.” Outrageous.
Got a Pac-Man lapdance or ten there and decided to call it a night.
Bottlegate 