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Fireball Whiskey apparently is poison and I don’t care at all because it’s delicious 

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This map shows that Ohio is fat. Duh. We need the insulation for our winters

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Alright…. Here’s a story of a midget male stripper who got a bride-to-be pregnant during her bachelorette party and she just had her baby and to everyone’s surprise but her own the baby was born with dwarfism. *Exhale* What the fuck did I just type?

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Jose Canseco accidentally shot himself. Canseco being Canseco. 

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Here’s Kevin Durant training in the offseason and now I’m out of breath

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Vine of the day