Oh my God. What?!? Bottlegate has shirts?!? 

Click here to browse the Bottlegate lineup

Us here at Bottlegate along with our partner Center Field Smoke are ready to introduce our first set of t-shirts AND hoodies right in time for Christmas. Perfect for any Cleveland sports fan, any person who visits our site, or any person who wants to look downright sexy this holiday season.

You see that girl over there across the bar? You’re probably too scared to go up and talk to her, right? Well screw pick up lines, leave your cologne at home, hell you probably don’t even have to shower… she’ll be coming up to you once she sees you’re wearing the hottest shirt in Ohio. It’s an instant eye catcher. A conversation starter. It shows you’re sophisticated yet down to Earth. Business-like but ready to drop to one knee to do a beer bong in the Muni Lot at the drop of a hat.

Girls, don’t worry we carry women’s shirts as well so you can attract that stud that you’ve had your eyes on.

If you don’t believe us just check out some of the biggest stars in Cleveland and Hollywood:

People’s Sexiest Man of 2014 Ryan Gosling rocks it almost daily

Even the uber talented Kim Kardashian likes to sport our designs

(camel toe not included)

If you wear our Cavs gear there’s a good chance you’ll develop the basketball skills of LeBron James. Hell, maybe even the bank account!

And oh, some guy named Johnny Manziel will probably be celebrating his birthday tonight by rocking our gear. NBD.

(These are the types of girls you can expect to attract)

So go and check out our our shirts and hoodies. Honestly if you’re not even a fan of the site you have to admit that it’s an awesome design and you’d probably look good in it slinging back beers at any Cleveland sporting event.

GO BUY THEM HERE. GO BUY THEM HERE. GO BUY THEM HERE

And go check out Center Field Smoke, there’s tons of Cleveland designs (there’s also Pittsburgh designs if you’re into that sort of thing. Gross, I know)

**obviously those pictures are photoshopped and the athletes and celebrities are not really rocking Bottlegate gear. Don’t even know if I have to say this because everyone with half a brain knows they’re fake but I really don’t wanna get sued by Kardashian’s lawyers**