BRB

*checks eligibility*

Fuck.

Any time there’s ever a video of a MAC school in Ohio partying with a dwarf, a donkey, a million liter vodka bottle, hot girls everywhere, and a dude in a Trent Richardson jersey… it’s getting posted 1,000 out of 1,000 times. I mean, LOOK at these characters here!

This guy? HERE. TO. PARTY.

Guys, look. It’s a Nordic Viking

OH HIIIIII

DO NOT tell this guy that Johnny is still in rehab #RehabIsForQuitters

Derrick Rose should be resting his knee and not dancing at college parties IMO

Suggestive.

Damon Jones would be so proud

“Is he doing the thing where he smashes the beer can against his head again?”

OH HIIIIIII

Quick: Someone get my man here an updated Oakland Raiders jersey

Akron, Kent State, BG, Miami, Toledo… #StepYaGameUp