CLEVELAND– Bricks have fallen off of a building on East 6th St. and Vincent in downtown Cleveland. They landed on a vehicle; no one was inside at the time.
This happened yesterday and is pretty much the shittiest way to start your week ever. Not only was it a Monday and the Indians got swept by the Tigers the past weekend, now you have to deal with a load of bricks falling out of the sky and onto your ride. If you really think about it though, this is the perfect metaphor for a Monday. You know that saying “hit you like a ton of bricks” totally applies here. It’s Monday, you’re probably hungover and fighting downtown traffic. I bet most people would welcome this happening to them… something to take them out of their misery.
I expect this to happen tonight during the Browns jersey reveal. If the jerseys don’t end up looking like the ones that have leaked, expect this destruction and chaos times 1000.
…I know we’re late on posting this but jersey leaks and Muni Lot announcements are more important than a car that got a couple dents in it.
Bottlegate 