Shout out to all the kids in that video (especially the girl that called the clown a pussy) for doing God’s work out there last night. If they found him, I can’t imagine the repercussions would’ve been that ugly with campus security apparently involved, but they did give him that one moment of poop in his pants when he saw a cell-phone wielding mob of students heading his way. That in itself is worth it.

I cannot put into words how over clowns I am. They’re the scum of the earth and deserve nothing less than public humiliation and poor luck the rest of their dumb lives. I can handle these bozos in regular clown environments. I do not like them but I can handle them. However, when I walk to my car in the morning to go to work and have to wonder if there’s a fucking CLOWN WAITING FOR ME IN MY GARAGE, that’s a little much for me. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

God forbid one of them starts running towards me like I see in these videos. Barring a complete physical lockup, I would not hesitate one instant to absolutely wail on its multicolored ass and send it right back down to the fiery ball pit from which it came.

So yuck it up while you can, psychopaths. It’s all fun and games until you scare the wrong 2nd Amendment lover.

PS I think I speak for all undecided voters when I say, you want to jump the competition on my ballot in November? Introduce some motherfucking clown legislation.