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One of the Browns new uniforms may have just leaked

This pic has been floating around Twitter since early Friday night and I have no idea what to think. Apparently this is one of the jerseys that the Browns will be releasing on April 14th.

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The thing that everyone is pointing out is the ‘Dawg Pound” shirt in the background with the new logo, saying that these would have to be real. The “Dawg Pound” on the neck is a nice touch too. They don’t look photoshopped. They’re too boring to be photoshopped, right?

Maybe these are just really low grade replica jerseys and the real authentic ones will look 100% better once paired with a helmet and pants? If these are real then thank God they didn’t go the Tampa Bay or Jacksonville route and look like Arena Football jerseys.

I like the ‘Cleveland” on the front, I don’t think any other team has their city and not the team name on the jersey. Fact is, no one knows except a handful of people and one of those people that has already seen the jerseys is Donte Whitner.

Annnnd Whitner says no

UPDATE:

This “style guide” is floating around the Internet right now and it shows all the new different uniform combinations. Is it real? Who knows. Hope not though.

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They didn’t take 2 years just to come up with this, right? Like, there’s no way this front office could be that out of touch with a fanbase. They literally added a stripe and wrote “Cleveland” on the front. I can’t believe it. I won’t believe it. These look like middle school uniforms.

Still, we’ve got 10 days till the reveal so let’s give them the benefit of the doubt until then… but PRAY this isn’t what they came up with.

In the back of my head though I really think this is the Browns going WWE and fake leaking a uniform. Jimmy Haslam doing his best Vince McMahon impression. “You all bought it!” “Even my immediate family bought it!”

Or I’m giving them wayyyy too much credit and 2 years of keeping this a secret just went down the drain due to their incompetence. Yeah, that’s probably it.

Mishmash- Trader makes $2.4 million in a minute because of Twitter; World record banging pandas; The Rock lip syncs

Cleveland pic of the day

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A Wall Street trader made $2.4 million in like a half hour because of a single tweet. Unreal story.

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A couple pandas banged for 8 minutes and set a world panda record

Lu Lu and Zhen Zhen lasted longer than Yi Bao and Jin Xin, who 'made love' for one minutes and 20 seconds

Panda Lu Lu (right) mated with female partner Zhen Zhen for nearly eight minutes, setting a new centre record

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Full House 13 episode reunion series?

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The Roots rapped about Game of Thrones

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 A very well mannered criminal asked permission to rob a house before he robbed it

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The Rock lip synced Taylor Swift w/Fallon

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You can play Pac-Man through the streets of Cleveland. No seriously though.

If you’ve been on Google maps lately (I don’t know why you would be, it’s not something where you’re like “Hey, let me go check out Google Maps and take peek at that one intersection” but whatever)  you’ll notice they have a special feature that allows you to play Pac-Man on the streets of the map you’re looking at. If you need to go kill about 3 hours, I suggest you do this now. I played throughout Downtown Cleveland and it was a blast.

You can play it here

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Started off pregaming with my friends on West 9th.

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Then went for a quick beer on West 6th at Barley House. Big fan of their urinals with the girls pointing down and laughing at you.

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Then circled around to First Energy Stadium where we said what’s up to Jimmy Haslam and Ray Farmer. Ray was planning a nice month long vacation in September.

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Then we took a stroll down E. 9th to go check out how the renovations are going at Progressive Field. The huge concrete blocks look fantastic!

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Went and had a beer on East 4th.

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Then to cap the night off we ventured down to the flats to go to a certain Gentleman’s Club named after Larry Flynt. Google Maps labels it as “BOOTY CLUB #2.” Seriously. “Booty Club #2.” Outrageous.

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Got a Pac-Man lapdance or ten there and decided to call it a night.

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Go play Pac-Man in Cleveland here