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Top 10 Browns Players You’d Least Like to Fight. #5 thru #1

Here are the top 5 Browns players we’d least like to fight. You can find 10-6 HERE

5.  Buster Skrine 5’9 185 lbs, 25 years old- No doubt the toughest of the bunch. What he lacks in size he makes up in toughness and heart. No one will outwork him and no one will go harder than him.

4.  Karlos Dansby 6’3 251 lbs, 33 years old- Seasoned vet. Knows the way around a ring. Under 5% body fat. Eats a shit load of lobster mashed potatoes every day. He also willingly played a number of games with a torn bicep in 2012 for the Dolphins. Pretty sure he doesn’t feel pain.

3.  Josh Gordon 6’3 225 lbs, 23 years old- Anyone with hands as big as this can pack a punch. You catch one of these paws across your jaw and you’ll end up looking like Kanye West when he recorded “Thru The Wire.” (Back when Kanye made good music and not that unlistenable pile of bum shit “Yeezus.”)

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Just look how big his hands are

 

2.  Donte Whitner 5’10 208 lbs, 29 years old- No brainer here. Donte is one of those guys who would die before he let you beat him in anything.

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1.  Joel Bitonio 6’4 305 lbs, 23 years old- Young, hard nosed, big, fast. Probably wrestled Grizzly Bears for fun when he was growing up. He guarded Kawhi Leonard and Demar DeRozan in high school basketball. He’s athletic and he comes from a fighting background. His late father was a bareknuckle MMA fighter. Fighting is in his blood.

 

Morning Mishmash- NFL QBs play better with beards, Bortles & Duke, Winnie the Pooh get banned

In the most scientific and necessary study of all time, NFL quarterbacks play better with facial hair

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In the dumbest move of all time, Blake Bortles broke up with Lindsey Duke. I used to feel sorry that he was having such a rough rookie season, but now I have no sympathy for him. What an idiotic move. Here’s the gallery we had of Lindsey earlier in the year when the Browns played the Jaguars:

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Some kid has a Groot swing in his backyard and it’s awesome

Groot Swing

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This owner laughing at his cute ass ferret trying to jump off the table is the biggest asshole on the planet

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Nestle is developing a drink that will speed up your metabolism when you drink it. Goodbye working out! Hello six pack!

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Winnie the Pooh got banned for being too inappropriate

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Vine of the day