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Johnny Manziel’s truck is for sale and it comes with his autograph. I need it. Time for a GoFundMe!

Bleacher Report

Johnny Manziel has owned a few cars in the last several years. He caught parking tickets at Texas A&M in a Mercedes C-Class, tooled about Cleveland at least once in a 2014 Nissan TitanSL and, according to TMZ, reportedly purchased a 2015 Nissan GT-R. One of these has to go, and it would appear the Titan was part of a trade-in Manziel finagled to get the GT-R.

Manziel’s old ride could be your gain, however, as Airport Nissan of Cleveland is selling the truck online with a listed price of $45,720.

Johnny Manziel's Truck for Sale in Cleveland Dealership

Yep, that’ll do just fine. This truck might as well be ours. In Bottlegate’s never ending quest to take over the Cleveland sports landscape we’ve come across the usual must have items but NOTHING tops Johnny Manziel’s signed Nissan Titan. We’re HUUUUGGEE Johnny Football fans at BG so this would just be the icing on the cake. I didn’t even know this existed five minutes ago and now I’ve never needed anything more in my life. Can you imagine whipping around East 9th with this baby? “See that sig right there on the dash? That’s Johnny Manziel’s, maybe you’ve heard of him. He’s only the most electrifying college football player ever, a Hollywood heartthrob, and a former Heisman Trophy winner.”

So this is what we’re gonna do. I’m gonna set up a GoFundMe project, and you’re gonna donate to it. It’s a win-win for everyone. You donate to a good cause and get the proverbial pat on the back, and I get a sweet ride. $20 equals a 10 minute ride in the truck; $50 equals an hour drive; $100 you can tailgate in the muni lot with the truck; $500 I’ll let you drive it and take a picture of the signature: $1,000 you can borrow the truck for a day.

Click the picture and give me your money plz & thx

gofundmejohnny

The Buckeyes presenting the game ball to a boy with MD is the best thing you’ll see this month

Is it dusty in here or something? What’s that salty discharge from eyes? Is that normal? Awesome display by Coach Meyer and the Buckeyes. Seeing this video really puts that Virginia Tech loss into perspective. Love this little dude Jacob too. You know he bleeds Scarlet and Grey. Toughest Buckeye SOB out there bar none. Couldn’t even imagine what he’d do to that guy who ran out on the field last week, but I know it would put Anthony Schlegel’s bodyslam to shame.

Great job from Jeff Heuerman who is quickly becoming my favorite Buckeye.

Cavs Thursday Game Tape… for a scrimmage. Get ready for Showtime.

So the Cavs had a little intrasquad pick up game last night. It was attended by a few Cleveland fans. And when I say a few fans I mean it was attended by more fans than what 50% of the other teams in the league average per home game. A few 17,000-plus fans packed the Q to watch Kevin Love, Kyrie, Lebron, and Co. put on a nice little dazzling performance and showed what they’re capable of looking like this season.

“But Mike it was only a scrimmage, why are you posting a Game Tape?”

Because when you have a championship caliber team in a city starving for a championship, we’re going to post everything they do. Bottlegate is gonna cover the SHIT out of the Cavs this season.

https://twitter.com/JeffDLowe/status/517439873322844160

If you don’t get chills hearing “ST VINCENT ST MARY!!” then you’re probably a robot.

http://instagram.com/p/toNrSVmSz2/

GOOOOD LUCK guarding Kyrie this year. Good freaking luck.

I have a feeling Dion is gonna make around 700 three pointers this year. And that may be an understatement.

https://twitter.com/JeffDLowe/status/517461598529536000

Think we’ll score a couple baskets in transition this season? I think so.

OH HELL YEAH

Sweet video the NBA put out

The new floor is an absolute 12/10.

But the best moment of the night came after the game

Fucking awesome.

Get ready for Showtime.

PS- This was supposed to be a 10 am post but yesterday was my birthday and I spent all night at the vet because my dog had a blocked intestine. Happy 26th I guess.