GOD DAMNIT those are fresh. Nothing gets the football gears grinding like pre-release Madden videos. Combine that with a Ben Roethlisberger interception and brand new Browns jerseys and you have yourself my Friday afternoon in the cube, ladies and gents.
Madden 16 comes out 8/25 if you enjoy just insane realism in your football video games.
A sad day indeed, Cleveland.
Johnny Football addressed the media this afternoon for the first time since December 29th of last year. Here are some snippets:
I think I’m with most people when I say I’ll believe in this “changed” Johnny when I see it, but if we’re being honest I was really only off the JFF train for like a week at the end of last season.
RIP to the Money Sign even though the entire stadium will be doing it if Johnny does anything even remotely productive at any point during the entire season.
This move, however….very much still in play.
Seth you son of a bitch. Although he may have a point on Johnny never winning a championship here, the insult “Johnny Idiot-face” is some of the lamest trash talk I’ve ever heard. C’mon Seth, “idiot-face?” You probably had all day to practice your opening monologue and you chose “idiot face” as your go to burn? Every wrestler of the Attitude Era is turning over in their grave knowing wrestlers today are tossing around that kind of PG slander on the mic. Can you imagine The Rock or Stone Cold dropping a “Johnny Idiot-face” on a Cleveland crowd back in wrestling’s heyday? No chance. Johnny should’ve jumped up out of his seat and hit Seth with an F5. Now the pop after that would have been historic.
I give it a solid B-
Bottlegate 