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Oh Look, Danny Shelton Has A 12 Foot High Vertical In Madden

Get ’em Danny!

We’re big fans of video game “highlights” over here. Whether it’s the dude losing his shit on a bogus call in the Super Bowl or Kevin Love shooting 75 foot free throws at the wrong basket, I personally can’t get enough of these things. Is it juvenile to laugh at something so dumb? Probably. Will that ever stop me? Not a chance.

He leaps, he hustles, he takes up blocks.

Hopefully we see some of these moves from Shelton this Sunday vs the Chargers. I’d love to see him dropkick Philip Rivers’s dumb look right off of his face. Can’t imagine a Danny Shelton falling on you from 12 feet would feel pretty good.

PS- I’m posting this while I’m in the middle of a flight to San Diego for the weekend. I’m never not getting Internet on a plane ever again. What a time to be alive.

Funny Video: Dude Goes Batshit When A Madden Glitch Causes Browns To Lose The Super Bowl

This video was uploaded a year ago but is just now making the Internet rounds for some reason. And it’s perfect. Just the perfect Browns video and the perfect look into the neurotic Madden mentality. I remember playing Madden 04 the first day I got it and wound up losing 51-48 on a 60 yard Hail Mary to the Baltimore Ravens. I would up throwing my PS2 controller and breaking it.

If the Browns were to ever reach the Super Bowl in our lifetimes I’m almost positive the game would end like this. Just picture the most unlikely, craziest, worst outcome possible and that’s what would happen. It’s inevitable, really.

As for my guy here who’s screaming and kind of being delirious, that’s just Madden Life. It’s not for the faint of heart. Madden doesn’t build character, it reveals it. Sometimes you’ll scream, sometimes you’ll break controllers, sometimes your player will have his arm bend all the way backwards and you’ll end up losing the Super Bowl on a safety. #MaddenLife