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Turtle from Entourage has hopped aboard the Cleveland Browns bandwagon

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Love it. Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) just hopping aboard the Browns bandwagon like it’s nothing. Sure other teams may have “big name” fans like Lil Wayne & the Packers, Rob Lowe & the Colts, or Ice Cube & the Raiders. But nope we’ve got Turtle from Queens Boulevard. I’ll take all the celebrities we can get. The internet says he’s dating a girl from Akron so that’s why he was there on Sunday (of course everything on the Internet is always true.

My favorite Turtle moment in Entourage history

PS- Turtle, do better at narrating videos and turn your god damn phone while you take a video

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Disney’s Frozen + The Cleveland Browns isn’t the song you wanted, it’s the song you needed

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I bet some people are mocking this saying it’s corny or cheesy but not me. No sir. I know fire when I hear it and this is a straight up jam. The guy who made the video tweeted it to us last night but I held on to it to post it today so we’d have a full day of content on the site (it’s a tried and true internet trick, whatevs)

https://twitter.com/JonSladek/status/526850409718378496

All I’m gonna say is if there’s not a “Let It Go” parody about the 2014-2015 Cleveland Cavaliers then I don’t know what to believe in.

“LeBron’s home. LeBron’s home. We’re not a laughinstock anymoorrreeee”

Nailed it.

Browns, Cavs

While you weren’t paying attention, 2 of Cleveland’s best athletes got ADORABLE new puppies

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http://instagram.com/p/ujF9j4shMX/?modal=true

First up is Kyrie Irving and his new German Shepard (I think) puppy named Drew. After Uncle Drew, duh. O my God I can’t even deal with this right now. Too fucking cute. After Kyrie bought Boobie Gibson’s old house, he needed someone to take Keyshia Cole’s place and lil Drew is more than willing to fill that void. He’ll probably even be cleaner that Keyshia was too. (was that a cheap Keyshia Cole joke? Yes. Yes it was)

http://instagram.com/p/uoCG3UQjZC/?modal=true

And this is Josh Gordon’s new pup. Look at this little devil. Who cares about being a Pro Bowl wide receiver and leading the NFL in receiving yards, Josh Gordon is gonna pull all the ladies with his sidekick Bonnie right here. I mean, look at this face:

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I have a feeling him and Swagger are gonna grow up to be best buds. Bonnie is gonna fit in quite nicely with the Dawg Pound.

Which leads me to my next question- can me, Kyrie, and Josh PLEASE have a puppy play date? I’ll bring Bodhi… Drew, Bonnie, and Bodhi. The Three Musketeers.

PS: This is what makes us different. Other sports blogs will dissect every one of Brian Hoyer’s passes till they’re blue in the face. We’ll swoon over Cleveland athlete’s dogs. Dogs > Stats. End of discussion.