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Bottlegate does the Muni Lot. Mayhem ensues (VIDEO)

Sure the Browns won big 31-10 over the Steelers but the real fireworks happened BEFORE the game. If you’re from northeast Ohio and have never experienced the Muni Lot in your life, what the hell are you waiting for?!? It’s its own world. A sovereign nation. A place where Cleveland gathers to celebrate football on Sundays. I love it.

A couple highlights from the video:

  • :10- That dog’s head was the size of a watermelon. Straight beast.
  • :12- Still not sure what that thing is but it’s awesome
  • :40- Randomly seeing your college roommate driving a golf cart around the Muni was a nice surprise
  • :50- Viva
  • :57- Girl in snapback= Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend Colleen Crowley. NBD.
  • 1:00- When I was filming those girls riding around some other random girl came up to me and started yelling at me “Get off their ass you perv.” Um hello, can’t you see I’m shooting a feature film? No respect I tell ya.
  • 1:11- Bigfoot was posing for a picture, not getting arrested
  • 1:12- Call me
  • 1:16- Kinda bummed the Browns Bunch didn’t have the keg bowling. Would’ve gotten some great footage from that.
  • 1:17- That’s Mojo, he’s getting surgery for a birth defect. If someone knows his owners tell them to please contact Bottlegatecle@gmail.com
  • 1:28- C’mon man

 

Poor guy.

 

This was my first time ever making any sort of video like this. I think it turned out decent. I wanted to really capture everything that defines the Muni Lot and what it’s all about. I think I got about 3% of what happens there…

See all you whackjobs back there before the Oakland Raiders game. 4 o’clock kickoff could be dangerous. (If we don’t all die from Ebola beforehand)

 

This is the sneaky funniest part of the whole video

If you can’t appreciate this artistic Cleveland Browns beer bong, you don’t appreciate the finer things in life

http://instagram.com/p/uEyIfxHPAS/?modal=true

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Is it gross? Maybe. Lewd? Probably. Artistic and cultured? Absolutely. I’m sure all the lame-o’s out there are bemoaning this creative work of art calling it distasteful and repugnant but not me. I see something that took a good amount of time and preparation to construct. These modern day Da Vincis had a vision and they made it happen. You have to respect that. Have to.

PS- The Bottlegate Muni Lot video drops today in a couple of hours. It’s not as salacious as this but there is a Bigfoot sighting.

All Gary Barnidge does is catch footballs and date WWE Divas

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(Zocalo, very nice choice)

Gary you dog! Pass catcher, blocker, diva dater. Who would have thought a Browns tight end would be going on two dates with Rosa Mendes and his name wasn’t Jordan Cameron?

Apparently Mendes told Gary she wasn’t looking for just a quick hook up (sucks for Gary), and he quickly turned his sights onto bigger and better things in current diva and former lingerie football player Summer Rae. Love it. Gary Barnidge- Mr. Cleveland 2014.

See? She already has experience playing football. It’s a match made in WWE/NFL Heaven.

PS- I went to WWE Raw when it came to Cleveland this past June and sat right next to Barnidge in the front row. He left for about an hour to go film for this Divas show. Well, my friends and I got really hungry and thinking that he had left for good, we stole his nachos he had just bought and DEVOURED them. To our surprise he returned like 20 minutes later. Whoops.