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A Guy In The Muni Lot Willingly Jumped Off A Bus Into A Tree For Some Reason 

If a guy jumping off the top of a bus into a tree and falling to the ground in a crumpled heap isn’t a metaphor for this Browns season then I don’t know what is.

I was in the Muni Lot before Sunday’s game. Upper 40s with sunshine for a late November home game in Cleveland is unheard of… and the Muni was possibly the least crowded I’ve ever seen it in the 10 years that I’ve been going. For every three cars there was an empty space with nothing in it. A few of the usuals weren’t there. The second lot after the toll booth was about 15% full. A once proud and great parking lot reduced to empty spaces and drunk guys willingly jumping into trees in hopes of a branch poking their eyes out so they don’t have to watch the Browns play football. SAD! 

At least this guy had a good time 

 

 

h/t @bustedcoverage

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Home Opener Muni Lot Recap

Browns home games are back which means Muni Lot tailgating is back. The most magical parking lot in the world was in full swing Sunday even though the Browns stink. We might not win many games at FirstEnergy Stadium this season, but the Muni Lot hasn’t lost in decades.

We had dinosaurs throwing kegs at bowling pins

 

We had skateboarding dogs

 

Had to get in a little warm up before the lot started getting full

 

A few shotskis before the game. That’s me on left and Austin 2nd from the right.

Now I’m not much of a weed guy but a joint the size of a cucumber is either the most impractical thing ever or the best thing ever. Not sure which.

And here are a few more pics that I took, pics that were sent in, and some that were collected on Instagram and Twitter

 

0-2. See you week 5 vs. the Patriots

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MMDB: Burning Jerseys, Sad Kids, Bagheads, Sad Shirts, Pettine Pays For Tinder, And Empty Parking Lots

MMDB: Monday Morning Disappointment Blog

(no affiliation and not a ripoff of anything SI does every Monday, I swear)

So instead of actually recapping the game yesterday we’re going to put together a disappointment blog. Not much to work with when your only highlights are a Gary Barnidge 24 yard catch and an Isaiah Crowell 23 yard run. There’s nothing worth reliving that happened in the actual game but there were so many things that happened in Cleveland off of it.

Lets go:

This was The Pit around 3 hours before kickoff. Couple empty spots there.

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We had hooligans running around on the field before the game even started. Unfortunately, this was the most rushing Cleveland would see all day

“Cleveland Curse 216”

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#browns #cle #clevelandcurse216

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We had a guy at Barley House who was literally giving away a prize package to someone if they would just please come and take his tickets

Thankfully some brave soul snatched up the tickets and swag

This guy didn’t even bother giving his tickets away

Even the shirts were sad

The stadium was packed before the game

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Some go getter said “Fuck yo concessions” and brought pizza into the stadium

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The bagheads were out in full force

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Biggest pet peeve: Wearing a jersey of a team that’s not even playing. Makes no sense.

I probably would too

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I really do have a special place in my heart for the diehards who dress up only to have their hearts stomped into oblivion every Sunday

I think we can all agree you’re a Grade A loser if you pay for Tinder. Nevermind his coaching record, paying for Tinder is a fireable offense by itself.

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via @cazremmos

Love this guy

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This dude had an entire row to himself if he wanted it

Some advice to all Browns fans out there: NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER in your life buy season tickets. Worst investment ever. Buy them for a little above face value on Stubhub for the first 4 home games when there’s still hope. When November and December roll around you’ll be able to buy them for $7.00.

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via @bobferrato

 

Johnny and Jordan Poyer’s girlfriends were interested in the game. Don’t blame them one bit, sometimes you have to create your own fun.

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Half time feat. @maddi_elyse 🤓

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This pic really hit home for me. Damn I feel bad for this guy. As a 27 year old I’ve never seen a winning football team so I don’t know what it feels like. I’m able to laugh off losses. These are the people I feel sorry for though- the 40 and overs who have actually seen this team win and know what the playoffs feel like.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The fans were not impressed by the clock management

Using XXXL paper bags was a nice touch

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It finally happened. The Browns finally lost a superfan for life. Let’s pour one out for Captain Cleveland.

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C’mon, you at least have to take the free stuff…

Good grief.

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The 4th quarter came and the place was packed and jumping!

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This little kid learned a good lesson yesterday. Nothing like a little father-son bonding time to teach what the term “disappointment” means.

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I mean…. damn

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Well, the game ended and we started burning jerseys

I wonder how many texts this phone number gets like this per game

THINGS ARE FINE! THINGS ARE FINE!

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Anyone need a real estate agent?

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Helluva day at FirstEnergy Stadium.

2-10. On to San Francisco.

 

Play us out, Adele!